Poster Library
Hey kids, use these static links to send to your friends! Hip-hip-Horray!
TOKIO HOTEL
"We are 4 good reasons not to have children" ;)
Deathwing
Doesn't want you to have your loots.
Urinalysis
Because picking on poor people is the only way I can feel good about my own pathetic existence.
2 yrs 3 mo 17days
How long our son waited for a life saving heart transplant Be a HERO, Be an ORGAN DONOR
McHenry
You know the economy's bad when earthquakes start panhandling here
pulse
the best club under 18's club in penzance
REWARD $1000
information leading to the capture of a man robbing taxi drivers
Lost
Contact your local Canadian if found
BUB
Updated before turnover
Speech Team
Thank you for Judging and Supporting Our Oratorally Gifted Team
FUR SO DAH!
Bringing a new/overused joke into the pun world
Dr. No
A James Bond film adventure starring Owen Wilson
Let's Get Fi-si-cal
College of Business & Economics First Year Camp - tickets available on www.anusa.com.au
Girl Wedgies
Damn Girl! If you fed it more often it wouldn't eat like that!
Maka albarn
Because no one else can kill people with rainbows like she can
Maka albarn
Because no one else can kill people with rainbows like she can
Republicans
Not knowing what's best for the country is one thing; not knowing what's best for your own party? That's an epic fail.
Republicans
Not knowing what's best for the country is one thing; not knowing what's best for your own party? That's an epic fail.
FuckLong
When you honestly don't know when it will ever end
Kalu Yadav
arre hum kale hai toh kya hua dil wale hai ....
We miss you
and the discovery channel has sucked a little more every day that you've been gone. R.I.P.
We miss you
and the discovery cchannel has sucked a little more evey day that you've been gone. R.I.P.
THIS GUY
made my childhood an epic adventure. R.I.P. Steve
Pants
Try not to shit in them
WaterBoarding
what you bitch-made-motherfuckers call torture, we call "Downtime".
WaterBoarding
what you bitch-made-motherfuckers call torture, we call "Downtime".
Stoners
Wait for the stop sign to turn green
Boneheads
Every time a bonehead acts dumb, nationalists lose support
HOSSEIN
KARIMI IS THE BEST AND MAN OF THE YEAR
faith
have faith in your life always
hope
hope is all you have after a lost
Family
family sticks together forever
love
love makes lots of happiness to people
Bear Drive
All bears will be donated to Palmetto Health Children's Hospital. In Memory of Hugh "Bear" Gibbons. 3/5/03-2/14/10
True Greatness
is Jonathan drinking Bombay Sapphire like a Boss since 1987.
True Greatness
Jonathon drinking Bombay Sapphire like a Boss since 1987.
fb event
comment it!! win Xciting prices
Spec Ops:
becuase sometimes a "double backflip hatchet-throw" over a barbwire barricade is the only way to get shit done.
SPEC OPS
theres a reason you never see any ninjas
COMMONWEALTH
NEW YEARS EVE @ T NOLAN'S!!! (formally fusion 5)
Zebra's
The white and black safari animals
White Tiger
The beautiful tiger that lives in the snowy forests.
MOTIVATION
Motivation is what gets you started, habit is what keeps you going.
Misty
Mishap's Photography
Your House
Is where she took this pic and you would never have found out
HEART BREAKERS
"Smart is the new sexy & it really doesn't come in a bottle!"
Goddess
of all things possible and impossible
Hotch
His gaze will kill you
Sometimes
you just have to pretend to be interested
Laugh
Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors
HEART BREAKERS
"Smart is the new sexy & it really doesn't come in a bottle!"
fbi
Fidelity. Bravery. Integrity.
Love
How sweet it is to be love by you
Intense
Don't you wish your boss was hot like me?
Simplicity
"Simplicity, simplicty, simplicity!" Henry David Thoreau
different
sometimes just changing your socks does the trick
Chose your path
"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." -Henry David Thoreau
Think
"To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private thought, is true for all men. Emerson
Destiny
"Hitch your wagon to a star." Ralph Waldo Emerson
death
you're doing it wrong
Dying
You're doing it wrong
AFLAC
IS TOUCHING DOWN AT MCMC WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 14TH
Emily
hates telemarketers
Solitude
IF a man would be alone, let him look at the stars. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Uniqueness
"envy is ignorance;imitation is suicide" -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Success
"To be great is to be misunderstood." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Individuality
Nothing is more sacred but the integrity of our own mind. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Testing
It's the night before and you're ready to go...oh NO! it was today! Please be a dream. Please be a dream...nope. FML
R.I.P.
Because your season is dead
Oh he mad!
For when anger fills the void of confusion
For Dinner Tonight:
We will be having Sheppards Pie, Salad, Bread, Broccoli, Carrots, and Chocolate Chip Cookies for Dessert
MONDAYS
EVEN THE FIRST FAMILY HATES THEM
lesbians
they get on fine without one so stop comlaining about the size of yours
lesbians
they get on fine without one so stop comlaining %
porsche
cos ferrari just doesnt cut it
porsche
cos ferrari just doesnt cut it
trees
for girls who just cant be filled
trees
for girls who just cant be filled
For Dinner
We are having baked chicken and rice palif, served with green beans, salad, bread, honey glazed carrots, and desert
House Cats
If you knew what they were thinking you would kill them.
Tara
You don't know her, but she sure as hell knows you
2005
some pictures just come right back to haunt you
X factor
This guy has it, the longer you stare at this picture the gayer you feel
Stalkers
they have no limits, know no fear... and they're always watching
dfgdg
Your clever phrase to drive the point home
Jackass 5
Hi i`m james tilano and this is going to hell
Come ON Man
How did this butt pirate get accepted to Northwest?
Logos
persuading by the use of reasoning
Pathos
pursuading by appealing to the readers emotion
Ethos
Convincing by the character of the author
LSD
Clearly this guy is on it
PCP
Every now and then you see a guy like this at parties, raves, get togethers, bbqs...
Green Card
Because this stretch of water will only seem like forever without it
That guy
No matter how bad ass you try to look he ruins it for you
COMMONWEALTH
with HARBORTOWN friday 11.11.11 live @ FUSION 5
Conrad Murray
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal
james
he just fails every time
bravery
your horse's balls are on fire
siblings
together wherever life's path may take us
WHY?
CAUSE I'M BLACK OPS HEATHENS!
WHY?
CAUSE I'M BLACK OPS!
WHY?
Cause I'm Black Ops!
Hey!
^You forgot that part
FUNKY
UnConVentiOnal, Stinky, CASUAL
YES!
I VOTED ANTHONY TOKARZ! Will YOU?
YES!
I VOTED ANTHONY TOKARZ! WILL YOU?
Uin, Ci!
Being served in Elvish is more humiliating than the same in Dwarvish.
Robin Hood Tax
1% tax on all financial transactions and currency trades
Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you ho
Sexiness
Because there are no other words to describe this...
FASHION
Nem Todo Mundo Pode Ficar Bem em Verde Catarro
HOPE
"Once you choose hope, anything's possible"-Christopher Reeve-------------------------------------TeamPC.org
Emissions Testing
Went to get my emissions test. They couldn't plug in the computer...If it were 95 not a 96 would have passed FML
F*** This
Went to get my emissions test. Fails for a BS reason.Need to spend $150 for a waiver. It's not about the environement.
Anza
Aonde Est? A Meiga Usagi Agora?
Minako
Primeiro Ela Rouba A Sua Identidade, Depois O Seu Namorado
Sailor Moon
Provando Que ? Uma Guerreira Que N?O Tem Medo de Nada
Death Scream
Diga Aos Cientistas: "Quem Disse Que Plut?o N?o ? Mais Um Planeta!"
Minako
Primeiro Ela Rouba Sua Identidade, Ent?o Ela Roubar? O Seu Namorado
ANZA
Aonde Est? A Fofinha Usagi
COURAGE
%u201CTrue greatness comes when you%u2019re tested. Theodore Roosevelt%u201D
self employed
you work your ass off on things,then they don't work out and you have to start over again
VOTE TRUMAN
Great guy, great leader, great ideas...Truman is the way to go!
VOTE TRUMAN
Graet guy, great leader, great ideas....Truman is the eay to go!
guess I'm that guy now FML
tried to freeload all night but it was finally my turn to buy a round. they didn't accept my card. my friend paid.
come on
Found out Wingdome gives free wings if you eat their hottest wings under 10 mins. I failed the challenge and had to pay.
FML
tried to freeload all night but it was finally my turned to buy a round. they didn't accept my card. my friend paid
moochin off the GF
At Mcdonalds with my gf. I told her to order from the value menu. Unemployment day #77
stalker
they let one in the house? WTF were they thinking!
dick 4 coke
josh gives this transaction 2 big gay thumbs up
josh does
who has a basement full of dead 12 year olds?
voted
most likely to be raped in prison, class of 2003
amber alert
have you seen this man? call 888-child fucker
winner
best new performer, 2011 gay porn awards
BEAUTIFUL
You Make My Heart Beat Faster and Slower At The Same Time
Money
I make it rain 100 dollar bills even in my sleep
BOSSY
Because I am the mom and I said so!
Facebook
Is he really who he seems to be?
5 GUM!
TRY IT! AND RELEASE YOUR SENSES
grass
just as confusing as the last fringe event
Make Up
It can't cover up everything
I see
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lifeguards
Today Rob and Doug are showing us the Best way to break the Touch Barrier.
Punts
This Is Not a Good One.
Prize
Why settle for 1 prize when you can have 12?
amnesia
if everyone on earth was to get it at once, i believe the world would be a much better place.
the model
People wants to believe. True Story!!
Exosuits
Sometimes they're preferable...
Sheeple
People who blindly repost every rumor on Facebook. Save us the hassle & don't be a sheeple...it makes you look silly.
M-pesa
Turning a continent facing the digital divide into one of digital opportunities
CHOICE
when given one, 99% of boys and girls choose the same thing
Change
Resistance... is futile.
wtf
Your clever phrase to drive the point home
Joint Custody
It's about keeping the peace, trading off on weekends, and alternating on the holidays.
I'm Gay!
...in case you couldnt tell already
Gay for Pay!
So all i got to do for $500 is have sex with another man? Let me just climb on in!
Hells Yeah!
Imma gonna rape the shit out of this inflatale sheep!
Kirchoff
In Russian it means: He who deepthroats Big Cock!
Mohawks
Extremly Aerodynamic for when you run through the streets proclaiming your extreme homosexuality!
Motivation
I eat a full can of USMC Motivation every morning before WAR!!!
Happy Face?
What the hell are you talking about? This is my God Damn Happy FACE!
Ladies
If you see this man creeping...be sure to stab him with a straight razor!
Buy a Jeep
You'll still be gay, but at least you'll have a Jeep!
Aint i Lucky?
So glad he's passed out. He wont ever remeber what's about to happen!
- Galatians 5:22
The fruits of the weekend hippies are love, joy, peace and noise!
DEAN/CASTIEL
Doubt thou the stars are fire. Doubt thou the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar. But never doubt I love.
SWAG
MY SWAG IS FRESSHER THAN THINE
Learning is Physical
Me thinks that the moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau
Aptitude
Quality of being fit for a purpose or position
Eagerness
vinny ku couldn't wait to see where the night would go after getting to touch the mysterious cowboy.
Suiting Up
Obtaining the influence skills needed to keep moving forward
WOMEN
Get off your phone and iron my shirt
ROME
Olenhan sent??n Roomassa.
Freshpak Blossom
An Oxygen-Providing Hobby that enhances your surroundings & lessens Global Warming
FRESHPAK BLOSSOM
An Oxygen-Providing Hobby that enhances your surroundings & lessens Global Warming.
Working Together
Coming together is a beginning, keeping together is progress, working together is success.
Fuulaa
The word you use, when you don't know what word to use
WatermeloN
The perfect crowded-hallway snack for students on the go
PAPA ZITAS
LIVE IN NEWCASTLE WEST THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 8TH FREE ADMISSION
Lol
Jest przewanie nienormalny
I R Brian
You can't rape what you can't catch
I R Brian
You can't rape what you can't catch...
Booger
because sometimes, food just isn't enough
Cyber stalking
Since 1997, F(r)iend of Fiend? you never know who you're dealing with.
Class of 2012
Only the Right Thing to Do is... Vote Jemal Daniels Class President!
finally
because this is well deserved
kilts
a man's most stylish asset and deadliest weapon.
cisco water
This isn't what i had in mind either, but it comes close :D
Cisco water
i don't know about you but this isn't what i had in mind
IRONY
sleeping with black men your entire career only to end up marrying a white one
CommitmenT
Team commitment is a silent understanding that each one of us has poured our life into what we're doing.
ExcellencE
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
MentorinG
The idea of molding men means a lot to me.
DETERMINATION
I never gave up, even when people told me I'd never make it.
Clearly
There is something in the water.
Clearly
There is something in the water
PGSM
Live Action Sailor Moon
PGSM
The Best Live Action Show Ever~!
PGSM
Best Live Action Ever~!
Weed
It's the only explanation for the SuperS movie
Question!
Can we turn the wind-machine off now?
Beastiality
Taking being a boyfriend-less cat lady too far...
DREAM
If u can dream it,u can do it !
Luna
proof that usagi is bad influence
Diet
you are doing it wrong
Menino Rob?
N?o precisa de prote??o. Ele voa e vem com laser.
DEAR MR. BELL
Here's the dealio. I don't want your sexy man thoughts. Also, Astrid is scared of you. plz no mind transplant. <3, Gene
Fangirls
aren't the only ones drolling over Peter
BATTLE HUMMEL
Yes I did just TD two teir X tanks with a tier V artillery
Thinking Pig
He requires time to contemplate and calculate his responce
BMTC
Wherever you're going%u2026 we're going there too
BMTC
Wherever you're going%u2026 we're going there too
Maturity
Growing old is manditory; growing up is optional
Cleanliness
Cleanliness is not next to godliness, but it%u2019s next to Monk
Tally Ho Chaps!
Mogwai: They like the occasional pipe and glass of chardonnay
TORNADOS
Mother Nature's way of taking church names literal
TORNADOS
Proof that Mother Nature grants ironic wishes!
TORNADOS
Proof that Mother Nature grants ironic wishes!
TORNADOS
Proof that Mother Nature grants ironic wishes!
From the mouth of babes
"If we build the best service, there's massive value there. If we don't, somebody else will."
aidan
50% eye candy. 50% brain candy. 100% Man.
Your Word
No one other than yourself is responsible for your own karma
Guitars
If you can't play one pose with them
world of warcraft nerd
24 hr. marathon with tom and bill, three cases of rockstar down, still going strong, such a beast.
Nice Job, Disney.
The Viewers are Barely Even Teens, and Already You're Educating them About Sex.
SUCCESS
ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
LEADERSHIP
A great leader attracts great people and knows how to hold them together
Suburban wiggers
This is what happens when you try to rock Jordans. Stay the fuck out of Perth Amboy
obesity
Wise are those who learn from others' mistakes
NEVER FORGET
That Because of You, Nobody Likes Fridays Anymore
NEVER FORGET
That Because of You, Nbody Likes Fridays Anymore.
! ! !
Of Course We'll Drink it from Your Mouth!
DEAR NARUTO
we were wondering how you could speak when your face is like that?
REALLY.
Why DON'T you love this sweet face?
did they consider
that some of us would be a little unhappy if Squall was NOT with Quistis?
. . .
please excuse the fangirls as they recover from this monumental moment.
THIS
. . . i s e x a c t l y w h y w e n o s e b l e e d .
THIS
. . . is exactly why we nose bleed.
BEFORE YOU GET SUSPICIOUS
This is simply a LOLI-SHOTA boy who is receiving a little help from his demonic servant, Sebastian.
Bonita
It's not just a fish anymore.
Bonita
It will never again be just a fish.
Summertime
It's all about ctaching the ice cream truck
Shoes?
We don't need no stinkin' shoes
determination
aidan knew he could never be a true ghostbuster until he stole his dad's leafblower and roamed the community pool.
determination
aiden knew he could never be a ghostbuster until he stole his dad's leafblower and roamed the community pool.
Kevin gong
he's climbin' yo windows he's snatchin' yo people up
Google
15 minutes could save you 15% or more on looking like a dumbshit
Caring
"Because you haven't really cared until you.ve cared in terms of love
Caring
"Because you really haven't cared until you've cared in terms of love"
Caring
"because you haven't really cared until you've cared in terms of love"
determination
aiden knew he could never be a true ghosterbuster unless he stole his dad's leaf blower and roam the community pool.
determination
aiden knew he could never be a true ghostbuster unless he stole his dad's leaf blower and roamed the community pool.
Death
Never to be conquered! ...Except by cartoonists and Anna Torv, apparently.
Fear
You sure you didn't feel it until mid-season two, Olivia?
BAMF
So Yeah, I know your name, your address, and everything about you. P.S. That's totally not your actual weight, you liar.
Murder
Best served with vanilla ice cream.
Inspiration
My robot friend told me we should do sex! :D Pants off y/y?
REDHEADS
Always trouble.....Always worth it!
Nuns
now, with kung-foo grip and shotgun action
runner up
edna could have beat ethel for the new face of calvin klein, if only he didn't sleep on the job.
Nuns
now with kung-foo grip and shotguns
contemplation
edna might not be an underwear model but oakleys were made for this face.
POW!!!
this poor idiot deserves a black eye NOT Vancouver!
THE SEARCH
You've Never Seen Epic If You Havent Seen This
ethel
ladies and gentlemen, the new face of calvin klein mens underwear
All of them
The number of christians who were orthodox before the year 1000
The Outsiders
Ponyboy, Sodapop, Darry, Johnny, Darry, Two-Bit, Steve
REECE CRAY
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail
REECE CRAY
We do not remember days; we remember moments
Reece Cray
You were born an original. Don't die a copy - Vote for Reece
REECE CRAY
Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean
yum
she fuckkin soul food
drunk
the only word in this dudes vocabulary
truth
innocence never lasts :)
IMAGINATION
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with an open door. There is a small mailbox here.
The Perfect Man
Programmed with all the subroutines you have ever fantasized about
The Perfect Man
Programmed with all the subroutines you have ever fantasized about
CRAIG MCLACHLAN
So much ego they had to divide it between him and his brother.
Headshot
Sexier than you since the beggining of time
ALCOHOL
MAKES YOU STOP THINKING STRAIGHT
Reality
Innocence is such a ball breaker!!
Custer
Way to bad A** to look at a camera
Bell?
Not when there is chocolate.
cats
a theoretical physicist best friend
Dancing
Who said white geeks can't dance
Loser
Your doing it perfectly
pirates
they'll charm you, right to your booty
focus
if something more interesting happens outside the frame, don't be afraid to look away
Call Girls
Plenty of fish in the sea, if you're willing to pay for it.
The Flash
There can be only one. (And Sheldon calls it.)
Rarepairs
If you like it, put the One Ring on it.
Doctor
Two PhDs, Sheldon? Pfffft.
Rescue
Don't worry, Olivia can do it herself
JOKES
Got any more of them??!
Bamf
Olivia knows she is one
LENS FLARE
How else would we know it's a jj production?
Bad Dreams
...Actually, this one's not so bad after all.
Sex
Don't have it, because you will get PREGNANT and DIE. ...In your case a lot sooner than most.
Zombies
Now available in seven fun new flavors, including the popular "Fuck It, Editing His Scenes Out Would Be Too Difficult".
Spock
You so don't fool us at all
blood
excellent vampire bait
Phones
How many does one person need
Proposals
Just more comedy we don't understand
Crying
For When Others Are Stupid and it makes you sad
Team work
It can withstand the Test of Time...Machines
REDVERSE
ZEPPELIN ZEPPELIN ZEPPELIN ZEPPELIN
CAPS
YOU ALWAYS FIND ONE THAT MAKES YOU THINK, DAMN, THAT WOULD BE A GREAT ICON
SQUEE
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Video Games
I Can Tell You Now That They Dont Influence Our Kids Because I Don't Go Round Smashing My Head Against Bricks
Besties
There for you when your ex is dating a crouched bengal tiger
Google
Search engine of choice
Mistake
Messing with Miss Junior Rodeo
PINK FLOYD
Yes, they could have been stoned the whole time, but they still made more in one night then you see in a year
hygiene
If your friends won't tell you, then who will?
SNL
It was funny and popular at one time
The Berlin Wall
If you need to google it to find out what it is, you need to be thankful for people like Ronald Reagan and JFK
WHAT?
Why do so many people Facebook in their underware or less?
superficial
sometimes people are all about their looks and are empty inside "What?... Are you Stoned?"
Reality #199
Redheads don't just fall out of the... Oh... Wait... OK, maybe they do.
Reality #243
life can imitate art. If you were expecting Elton John and a monkey witchdoctor, you will be waiting a long time.
Reality #54
Magical Kingdoms do not exesit, but redheads do, and so does PG&E
Generation Gap
Next time you want to tell your children how weird their music and clothing are, remember the 1970's
Reality #73
Yes, Pink Floyd could have beem stone out of their minds, but they made more money in one night then you do in a year
Kermit
finds out the feeds him was doing something else all of these years
Cuddling
What a fangirl's dreams are made of
chewbacca
50% intimidation. 50% cuddliness. 100% wookie.
Locusts
A Fringe event that is even mentioned in the bible
Christmas
It's the most wonderful time of the year
OMG
They killed Leonard! You bastards!
3D
It's a lot to think about
Hypocricy
Failing your students for turning in homework that looks like this, then writing your notes in a similar fashion
Hypocracy
failing your students for turning in homework that looks like this, but then writing your notes in similar fashion
Physics
Not so much math as deciding what the hell all those variables mean
Perseverence
Is Not Never Falling But Getting Up Every Time We Fall
debating
is sex with peter really worth it?
IBM
I don't hide anything
IBM
International Business Man
Reksh
I'm your lady's man
Reksh
I drive the lady's wild !
Jen
Not ur avarage ts3 admin
Nudity
Well, sometimes it can be too much.
Ceiling
you never know where creatures may come from.
Nudity
It can never be too much.
the act
when doing experiments it's the worst place to be caught!
Determination
on the catwalk, it's all about the look... on your face!
Ice
Next time tell Walter not to use it
Glasses
All the better to see you with my dear
Botox
It can't fix everything
BOOKS
paranormal insight - take it where you can get it
LOOK UP
you never know what might come down
COFFEE
essential to start the day
Coffee
It makes the gibbs go round
Uv Lights
Great for identifying blood and playing the drums
Betrayal
doing what's right for your world
Gene
The best milk you'll ever drink
LSD
MAKING YOU THINK CLEARLY SINCE 1938
SEXY
Nothing says it like a Hareem girl costume
Reality #392
Chances are, your life will never see that level of cool
ULTRAMARINE FAIL
Go show me one space marine that actually wears that style of power armor.
Reality #127
If sleeping with a foot ball makes you dream about playing football, what does sleeping with a dog in the bed do?
Reality #47
If the Soviets won, we would all be driving one of these, and we would have paid for it 10 years in advance.
Submission
Because when a Smo member sneaks up on you, there's nothing left to do but kneel in defeat
HACKING
Tim has the skills, Vance has the authority.
REFLECTION
Reflection - The cameramen are doing it wrong.
Frustration
makes you want to strangle things without a neck
purity
do you really want to give her your list of lovers?
Velma
VH1 Can find anyone
Tranlations
The best Bible translation is the one that you will actually read!
The Obvious #63
These are the same people that would buy the "level one human" onesie for their child
The Obvious #63
These are the same people who bought the 'Level one human' onesie for their child
LARP
Super Mario Brothers will never be the same
Paris
Don't trust anyone who speaks french
LunchBreak
There should always be time for a little chat
Lasers
Best way to show your partner what you got
Sample
Your clever phrase to drive the point home
The Beast
When he appears, better have your cute underwear on!
Woooow!
Ain't love grand when it's forever?
Point
A geometric object having no dimensions and no property other than its location. The intersection of two lines: point
jaws
is not afraid of your helicopter
GroominG
It's not just for the apes anymore!
SlankeT
For the delicate AND the sensitive
Duct Tape
Good for bullet trajectory and exfoliating
Air Crew
Would kill you...if they could use thier weapons right
Fishing
Doesn't take a genius...or any intellegence for that matter
Suicide
Waht you think of when only reptiles will agree to sleep with you
My Hat
It keeps in the heat and my homosexuality
Resendiz
Likes to fuck like rabbits...with rabbits!
Buy a Jeep
You'll still be gay, but at least you'll have a jeep
Perspective
In the air arms and legs stretched out...still 3 foot 6 inches tall
YES!!!
I will lick your ballsack!
Really?
You want me to swallow this? Its so warm and salty...
Spousal Abuse
Next time i should'nt have to ask twice to have you wash the FUCKING DISHES!!!
Spousal Abuse
Next time i shouldnt have to ask twice to have you was the FUCKING Dishes!
Air Crew
Did anyone see that Gorilla that escaped from the zoo?
Meltdown
The monster vs Mr Xtreme Neptune vs chipmunk
Irm?os
Adivinhe qual deles ? o viadinho ??
Old Age
When you get older this is the face you will make when you realise you shit your pants!
Forgiveness
Please Lord Forgive me for loving the COCK!
Balls
In my mouth...right now!
Gingers.
We don't need souls. We've got chuck Norris.
GingerS
We don't need souls. We've got Chuck Norris.
Ah-HA!
Thats what a vagina looks like!
Air Crew
How the fuck do you fix this thing?
Berhow
You're not supposed to profile but i would kill this guy if i saw him near my kids with candy in his hand
Air Crew
Now am I supposed to say clear left or right on this side?
No way?
So your telling me my long blonde hair, femanine features and my craving for dick makes me gay,
Creepy
As the rest of the world sleeps this man is hackign your daughters webcam
Michaleski
in some language we're pretty sure it means Gay
Seriously?
Would you let this man babysit your children?
EAS
Some Marines know exactly what they want to do when they get out
Puberty
Some guys just never hit it
Wiegman
Tall as shit, Dumb as Fuck!
KEDAR JOSHI
%u201CI can fight the whole world for England but I can%u2019t cease to love her.%u201D
Rape
All i got to do is yell surprise!
Maint Admin
Even holding two M16's they are still worthless
deployment food
Trust me you would rather run over an IED then eat this for seven months
Air Crew
What? you want ME to do maintenance?
the probe
there isn't enough lube in the wolrd to make this feel good
pedophiles
your children will never be able to pick them out of a lineup!
Easter
What happens to chocolate bunnies
Stuff
Your clever phrase to drive the point home
The Rapture
Oh I'm sorry, you were maybe expecting something else?
Ladina Lane:
Rockoff Hall Apartment Board President ...Still
TOWIK
There is a reason Rangers went 3 up so quick
Minako
First she steals your identity, then she'll steal your boyfriend
Earth
Not so hapless as Harbinger thought
Ouran
High School Host Club
R-E-D-H-E-A-D-S
"While the rest of the species descended from apes, redheads descended from cats." (Mark Twain)
R-E-D-H-E-A-D-S
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes. redheads are descended from cats." (Mark Twain)
Contingent Truths Do Exist
Because the complete concept of Julius Caesar wasn't a complete concept of Julius Caesar before God said so.
VOTE
ANTHONY TOLOMEO 4 junior class president
water
coolest thing on earth
CAR WASH
LOCATION KEILLER LEADERSHIP ACADEMY
ROYAL HEAD
Say my name bitch. Say "William Arthur Phillip Louis"
Dolphin
when a hotdog just wont satisfy
KINGS
They have Glorious Metal Nipples
Spring formal
Because you know you want to dance. Friday April 29. 9pm-12am. Waterford Estates Lodge. Admission is FREE! Be there.
SPRING FORMAL
Because you know you want to dance. Friday April 29th. 9pm-12am. Be there.
What?
I had hair spray and got bored, okay?
AHhhh relif
that is from the out of work ratio of course
Happy Easter Everyone!
Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? A:His lucky people's foot!
Do Work
so the hot men will be happy
LOOK MAA!!
eYe wEnT tO cOlLeGe AnD i cAn DrIVeZ StIck
"Big Boss Man"
Looks like what we have here is a failure to communicate BOY!
SAFETY
I always think twice before starting any task!
SAFETY
I always think twice before starting a task!
owl
faaaaaaaap faaaaaaaaaaap!!
Change
Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
Change
Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
Change
Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
Recital
DAISY PEELE AND ASHLEY GRIER
FAIL
Your clever phrase to drive the point home
Tequila Sunrise
Only Thirsty Thursdays could make GS/QMC4-NA Look This Good
Show
O U2 faz isso certo.
C456 VBS
6 PRRs, 4 trips to TTO, 2 Red X studies, and 1 quality manager later, we get 30% of a CA. Better than nothing...
Beauty
in the eye of the beer holder
Alcohol
...it may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy
CAV
Just your average darkspyro user... OR IS HE!?!
CAV
just your average darkspyro user...OR IS HE!?!
kknfrocks
when will i ever realize just how fail i am?
Flynn Rider
You know your manlyness is lost when the toy in your likness is in a frilly pink box for little girls.
FNC
GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
Let Go
Let Go and Feel the Moment
Disbelief
The moment you realize you really are the only one of your kind.
Disbelief
The moment you realize you realy are the only one of your kind.
Soft Rape
A Gentleman's Guide to Unwelcomed Intercourse
discrimination
disscrimination in the north to blacks!!!!!! dont be like them
Low Wages
Call 888-ez-bucks or move to the north
Goddesses
I didn't realize the Greeks had to pay them by the hour
Logique
Quand on aime, on ne compte pas, sauf quand on aime les maths
Jutsus
Tiffy wonders which one to use.
Daniel
Awesome since Karate Kid
Love
Since Forever and Always
Survivor
"I am one" - Walter H. Stoermer
Obama
Smoking Pot. ...Wait ...What?
Windows
NO SOLO EN LA SOPA LO VES, AHORA HASTA EN LOS HIELOS
RECURSION
SIRIUS ANIMATED TEXTURES @ RECURSION
Relay For Life
JOIN US APRIL 29th, IOWA PARK HIGH SCHOOL 6:00 PM - 6:00 AM
Diva
Voc? est? fazendo isso certo
car wash
9am-5pm Saturdays. FoodInStore. ?3 Per car.
feas
no podras escapar de su belleza
no
cuando un puberto te toca el trasero
SHIIIIII!
EXPRESION EFECTUADA CUANDO ENCUENTRAS UN OBJECTO APACHURRABLE
NINJA
SI LO VES ,,, MUERES!
CANDID
It's when you act as if there's no camera.
Candid
It's when you act as if there's no computer.
Candid
It's when you act as if there's no camera.
PARENTING
All children behave as well as they are treated
GRADUATION
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
PREPARATION
Flying is impossible but we tend to test our limits
school
and this is all deaf people learn
Sora
He's everybody. You know that.
Terra
Always kicking butts. Any butts.
Just Do It
Vote Kirstin Newberry for Administrative Officer
Havoc
Derp You know what happened here
Kyle Clark
The change we need. The voice we deserve.
STORAGE
We're There When You Need It
Ouch
That's going to leave a mark
Finnhab
Because even The Impossible takes a little time
Finnhab
Becuase even The Impossible takes a little time
Success
Teamwork, Latenight coding and Finally a Release.
Fail
Push button - wait for signal
3-D Chess
Sucking on so many levels has never been easier
THE PILLOW
AFTER WHAT I DID TO YOU LAST NIGHT, YOU NEED IT!
THE PILLOW
AFTER WHAT I DID TO YOU LAST NIGHT, IT NEEDS REST
Read This Clearly
Stop giving all the shit crap about scam that is already against the R&R. Understand idiot?
Alumni
Pissing excellence since Day 1
awesomeness
when i get sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead. true story.
awesomeness
when i get sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead. true story.
RSD/CRPS
RSD may win A battle but you will never win the war!!!!!
RSD/CRPS!
It may win a battle but it wont win the WAR!
Compassion
not only do I empathize, not only do I sympathize, but I want to do or say something that will help!
Sympathy
is not just understanding another person%u2019s perspective. It is also feeling the same way the other person feels!
Fake Friends
You don%u2019t lose when you lose fake friends!
Dickheads!
Humans who actually believe they are better than you!
TITS of the YEAR
Like Scarlett Johansson my wife loves be doing grope herself in public, but this time tits naked.
READ
Reading takes you places
Shelob
She's like the blue waffle of middle eart
ITS GOOD
LOOK LIKR HE GOT SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT IN THE LOCKER ROOM
Amor
Isso n?o ? amor. ? um monte de bacon. Amor ? outra coisa.
Mass resistance.
Because awareness & action sparks more interest than ignorance.
1885
Thats what industries did to us
A lot
I need?a lot?of time to develop this web site.
The "Joe Dirt"
You Mean it just grows in all white trashy like that naturally?
Serene
"He who would be serene and pure needs but one thing, detachment"
pac-man
the ghosts are commin MAAAN, there COMMIN!!! b.t.w u seen any floating cherries around here?
Manliness
The beard and the hat are just accessories!
Your Word
Whether or not I tell everydaySometimes in silence my words don%u2019t sayKnow that you have come till here, so farTo hold in
Pok?mon
- Yes, it does terrible things to your mind. -
EMO
If you wanna end up like he!
Kaname and Yuuki
try fucking with his girl...he WILL fucking kill you... unless your Zero
Brad Heard
-a bundle of sticks...if i've ever seen one
Happiness
You, a hotel room & chick flicks on TV
Hell
Locked in a car for hours with these people
Nerds
Having more fun than you ever will.
LOVE
Letting your girlfriend give you a pedi
Comics
The only reason I keep collecting Batman is for the Justice League
Canon
what sheldon says happened in comics HAPPENED
Embarassment
something you can always play off with an inappropiate comment
Comics
All Life lessons are found within
Limes
Funnier when your drunk
bff's
it's a beautiful relationship
Spock
Everybody loves him
Heartburn
It's what you get for lying to friends
Geeks
Never looked this good in high school
Radiohead
Sheldon's Wil Wheaton in the music world
Aquaman
Flash is totally checking you out
Ducks
More than just birds
Clarity
That moment you know you really gotta tinkle
Asexual?
With THAT come-hither look? Pfffft.
Freudian
'Yo Momma' jokes: not an aphrodisiac
Ersatz
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Ersatz
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
The Madame
She is to Viagra as Viagra is to a green M&M
The Mark
My girlfriend doesn't pick out my clothes... My mother does
MESMERISM
Doesn't work on girl's from Nebraska
Dreams
Some will never come true
PMS
has never before been the cause of so much o/
OVERKILL
nOW TRY TO SIT ON MY END OF THE COUCH
CRAZY
He's not; his mother had him tested.
CATS
You Can Never Have Too Many
MISTAKE
Realizing you just drooled on Sheldon's spot
TWINS
Your clever phrase to drive the point home
Catch a Worn Proposal Live!
Witness the acoustic resonance of AWP at Revolution Live in Ft. Lauderdale March 5th 2011 along with tons of great bands
Martin Heap
Cyberspace scared him so badly...he downloaded in his pants.
Books
We have them, you know you want them! It's a win win.
Talking
Way more important than examining the body. That's for CSI.
TRAPPED
Until the police tape comes down
AIDS
because it's against the law for us to kill him
Mr. Minett
Yo, you want some Polamalu's hair and a Hemingway book wit that ho? I'm the illest white english teacher you ever seen.
Death Stare
aka dude you got hair stick out of your ear
Schrodinger
the only Nazi Catboy who can make crazy look so Kawaii
CONFORMITY
It's the one who is different who gets left out in the cold
DAMN!
This episode made me want a Ring Pop real bad!
Glasses
making men sexier since 1284
DAM
Y U SO FUCKIN PRETTY XD
Phantasm
You think that when you die, you go to Heaven. You come to us!
SWAG
MY SWAG IS FRESHER THAN THINE
Cleverness
if you can't convince them...confuse them!
TARADO
Quando voce perceber, sera tarde demais
awesomeness
These hardhats aren't gonna wear themselves
hardhat
i don't know how to put this, but i"m kind of a big deal
destiny
Oh, wearin' a hardhat, huh?
OH NOES!
Dr. Reid just found out why you wiped the hard drive.
ssa derek morgan
profiler or drive-by specialist? at the bau we ask the hard questions.
CPR
Effective seven percent of the time - how about you?
CPR
Effective 7 percent of the time - how about you?
!psychotic?!
the most famous fragrance by serial killers. Get yours today.
addons
DPS and threat meters. Yeah, you're a bad-ass alright.
addons
DPS and Threat meters. Because even idiots need to play.
WWGD?
What Would Grace Do?
SUBTLE
You're Still Doing It Wrong
Cops
Apparently only good for drinking coffee and reading articles of crime they could not solve.
crazy?
it's the newest cologne for men...
Hotch
loves it when you call him
Zombie
he just wants to be your friend, he promises
Hotch
Yes he can smile sometimes
Alcohol
makes you cranky in the morning
Get in
Loser, we're going shopping.
shrunken head
not my first choice for murder trophies, but it'll do
CHOPSTICKS
APPARENTY YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GENIUS TO USE THEM
FIERCE
(no clever subtitle needed)
Ouch!
Knock JJ down and watch what happens...
Bam!
Don't mess with Prentiss...
What?
Is there something on my face?
Subtext
Less subtle than you think.
OWNED
Standard practice with Hotch on your Case
No!
We don't need another framework, you asshole
Games Workshop
including things that have been dropped for 2ed on their bran new models
Heros
Don't try to be one.
Delve
hide your wives, we're coming
RPF1s
For those who prefer Function over Forum.
Super Bowl XLV
Giving Texas a chance to watch a real football game this year
Hey, you!
Your clever phrase to drive the point home
TEAMWORK
It's how little dogs fetch big sticks
MINDFUCK
se voce entender e rir, ganha uma passagem para o inferno
MINDFUCK
se voce entender, vai pro inferno!
Mid Life Crisis
Because hot young ladies love fast cars, thriftiness, and mood swings! HAPPY 40th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't
rock the boat just yet
Pedobear
has no competition now that MJs gone
Self-Diagnosis
Did you know if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer?
Europai
Keep us Safe - Enlist in the Europaian Armed Forces
The Cake
Is The Reason I'm Still Doing Science
Your Word
Scream, run like the wind, be strong and trust your feelings!
Shop Shut
technical stuff - normal service will be resumed soon
Uh...
I think he's dead...
Bellezza
Havisham lo st? facendo nel modo giusto
HOTTOPIC
A PLACE FOR GOTHIC PEOPLE BEFORE SCENES TOOK OVER
MARPLE
A SCHOOL WITH BAD TEACHERS AND GROSS LUNCH AND ABOUT TO PUNCH THAT IN THE FACE
MOE SIHOTA
What was that about credibility, again?
KASKO
For deg som vet du ikke kan kj?re bil.
DIVING
THIS IS NOT HOW TO DO IT
PENGUINS
POLAR BEARS EAT THEM FOR A REASON
Half and Half
It's not just a type of cream. It's a solution to long raid nights... and world peace.
GOTHS
EVEN LOVE SPONGEBOB
dream
when you wish upon a star...pooh- make it happen!
BELIEVE
Chan fun, you can do it! westlife 2011