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EXHIBIT "A" "DO I REALLY HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT?"

EXHIBIT A "WHO REALLY GIVES A HIT, JIM

GQMF UR DOIN IT RIGHT

Face!Palm Because expressing how dumb that was in words isn't enough

the Green dot of doom Quiver in fear, foolish mortals

Gold Lam Evil has a new fashion trend.

It's Okay We didn't want him anyway.

Enraged Disappointment When your Doctor injects the wrong stimulant for your upcoming important date

UBU "now if i move her over here and make this one an associate and make this other one a customer, that's how much bv?"

NAMBLA some of us like to play in bands

THE BEST OF NATURE DOUBLE-BLIND PLACEBO CONTROLLED HUMAN CLINICAL TRIAL.

jealousy when your security chief brings tea to another captain

tobogganing A surprisingly useful skill

LEAD BY EXAMPLE Jim and Linda France First UBU.

Obesity The Leading Cause of Chair Death

Diplomacy it's what's for dinner

Discretion It's all about avoiding the mind melds..

As a wise man once said 'Fuck off!'

MISCELLANEOUS When all of your other sources of gain and loss fail to add up

roflmaomepikachu This is the final of the final level of roflmao

roflmaomepikachu A whole new level of Roflmao

Farting in Public Even the easter bunny does it

recon ....Well thts one way to get it!

BLiTZ He's over 9000!!!

Tristan

Armored Cavalry Because cavalry is spelled "yeeeehaaaw!!!"

PMS/MP5 NOW, WHERE ARE THE BISCUITS?

Yep If it didn't happen, there wouldn't be a sign

Flying cars roads? where we're going we dont need roads

e-cube where love is at home.

Eldren Care share moments, share Eldren Care

Otis Best security money can buy!

Mug Shot #3 Guess the mothership wasn't fast enough to outrun the cops.

Yinz Yeah, it's country but so what?

Mug Shot #2 She finally killed Ken

Mug Shot #1 Well...you shouldnt of did what you did then!

Jimmy Brooks Drake's dark past

Rocky Maivia Dwayne Johnson's dark past

Nation of Domination WWF's version of the Black Panther Party

Masterbator I know you are but so am I

Chipped Ham It's a PA thang!

Coke Zero I heard it's addictive....

Disappointment When your mommy doesn't win you a toy from the crane machine.

Excitement!! When your daddy buys you a bunch of stuff at Toys R' Us!

Kids Menus Go ahead & do them so you can feel smart!

A Steeler Bathroom The only way the Browns can make it to the Superbowl!

Mother-in-Laws They really get a bad rap...especially when they buy you stuff!

A'ight, Hooah, & Tracking used for that uncomfortable 1/2 second pause between sentences

design ko! design natin! the jpia-cmu chapter t-shirt design making contest

OH! So that's what the other half is

Mcgamers En donde los mods te patean el culo

And One Time I caught a fish THIS big...

Gravity it's completely overated

Dude She's Just Not That Into You

Epic Fail Homeland Security

Vagina Apparently, that guy doesn't enjoy it

Dickhead See, I told you!

What do you mean "You People"?

two screens twice the work for the same pay

doin work and then it goes wrong

cheese in a can harder than sex...

lick da chesse from unda my nuts

Petsovernight.com Delivering "little bundles of love", in a box, directly to your door

Car Free Day Don't Blow It- Good Planet Are Hard To Find Friday 30 July 2010

Ninety degrees We have curfew enforced by men with guns! You're safe here!

FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME IT ONLY TAKES ONE DRINK

HUG ME! I TALK! Hug him-he'll talk to you!

I KEEL YOU! What don't you fakken understand!?

Funny Junk Watching guys destroy their balls from bad rolls since '09.

THE FOO "I'm the hand that will take you down, bring you to your knees. So who are you?"

BE A LERT The world needs more lerts.

Wicca : Oneness with all that Exists Wicca is a very peaceful, harmonious and balanced way of life

REPLACEMENT wait a mintue this isn't ZORDON?

The Beast His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

My God... ...it's full of splot!

Oh God! It's full of splot

Hunting your doing it wrong

Richie Rich I SHIT GOLD BRICKS!!!!!

stealing attention you're doing it right

Stickam .....SHIT GETS SERIOUS BRO.

Jorge The Cal Lab Safety Yak. You WILL obey him.

Kebabs. Please, somebody think of the chickens.

peace in warfull times

Passion The real face of State of Origin

chandler the idiot that started it all

the purple advocates of the peacefull anywhere war through peacefull eyes

El Bombon de Primera Hora Lo unico mas duro que ella es el concre-listo y el pu?o de un loco...

Ridonculous Whenever Taylor says this word, somewhere in the world a child dies.

your boobs i would like to see them

Lelouch and Suzaku with Swords the definition of badass

Pokemon Makes utter shit look interseting.

Paul le poulpe Pas seulement dou? pour les pr?dictions

Psh The last time I played with him, he couldn't even execute uber heavy (his "main" class)

Solid progress None of that would have happened without 2fort

Down with this sort of thing Careful Now

Rats Hairy Japanese Bastards

Rei Ayanami Is she gonna have to slap a bastard?

Obese cat just admit it, your laughing your ass off

Stupidity when you thought that a chair on a raft was a good idea

ONE RHYTHM we like to make cupcakes.

black people amplifiers BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Girls and Guitars just two simple things to make the world a better place

Oylarinizi Depressive ve Mare Y?netimine Verin :):) Biz Bir Aileyiz :D:D

Oylarinizi Depressive ve Mare Y?netimine Verin :):) Tekrar Birlikte Devam Etmek Dilegiyle...

Boobs Have many uses

If you don't like it you can kiss my ass Cause I drive a monster truck

MOTHER NOTHING IS MORE POWERFUL THAN HER LOVE

GRANDMA A MOM WHO HAS A SECOND CHANCE

Big Boots with Photoshop

DADDY G "Fuck you very much, Schmiedlinge"

James Bond If he likes ANY women, he's a furry...we're talking to you Krystal.

Facepalm I don't know what to say but you fail hard

EPIC FAIL You have to face it!

EPIC FAIL Your clever phrase to drive the point home

419 is just a game YOU LOST!

Nicki Minaj Shy's Bestie

Grand Opening 07.09.10

Grand Opening SOON

FUN PEOPLE when you lead with fun people will follow.

seriously? You don't have a fucking clue, do you?

Shy Yes, She Has a Penis

snuggie These things are not cool

Excitement It's running rampant

EMP Escape Mental Patient in war?!

NEO WOULD BE IMPRESSED

Belly Flop Contest

Honey Buns are laced with cocaine

french a source for lotr character names

TITS or gtfo

Aliens And we thought they were tiny

Kiki Sexiest Bitch Alive

Kiki World's Sexiest Heartbreaker

White Pussy cause the internet isn't reality

futebol um esporte totalmente heterossexual

Spring Break You can get away with anything

Beer Bong You're not using it right

What the F?! I got a W.I.E.

Hustle Real Hard The real Noriega he owes me a hundred favors

Spouse Abuse

Good Idea Fairy He's running rampant

HOLY FUCK ARE THOSE BIG MACS?!

HOLY FUCK Are those big macs?!

Sheldon/Penny I ship snarky/platonic.

55 chan

The Oncoming Purr Did Someone Say Anonymice?

BOWL CUT its time for a haircut

univera business unit sponsor three individuals who see what you see.

UNIVERA BUSINESS UNIT Just Sponsor 3

Pokemon Freezing Night and Blazing Day The Movie The Real Journey has just begun.

HURRICANE ENTERTAINMENT D.J.DONWINE

PANCAKE MIX You ain't got none.

We are in this together!

Sherdog Fuck you McCain! We're intelligent and educated.

Ingenuity A Howard Specialty

Sheldon's Genius The Cheesecake Factory's Worst Nightmare

Landmaster!!! Definetly not your average U.S army tank.

Higgs boson particle Not Even Remotely Star Wars

Failure It was probably the only option you had...

Excuse me princess I'm tired of rescuing you and collecting the triforce, I'd rather be rescuing Krystal then you cause she's hot.

Big hug Trust me, that's not a teletubby.

Accuracy fail

CAUTION!!! FIGHT MAY BE CONTAGIOUS!

illithids hey zath we've been looking for you

Githyanki Hey zath we've been looking for you

Listening if you can't say anything appropriate, don't say anything at all.

Entropy you can't fight the second law of thermodynamics.

CupNoodle 99 cents has never tasted so good.

blood stains signs you are getting closer to aslo... are you sure you want to keep going?

Priest names can be deceiving,

IMAGINATION Is this what you meant spongebob?

Comfort You're doing it wrong

Ben & Jerry's Helping to fight depression since 1978

Suomen Kieli Confusing, even for nerds

Suomen Kieli

Maybe he's born with it Maybe it's maybelline

BAZINGA Frodo just got pwned

One at a Time A lost concept amongst friends

Stunt double You sure you don't need one? What if you were about to fall down?

Fox McCloud No wonder why he always was the leader of Star Fox...

Headshots You're doing it wrong.

Monks A good reason why you shouldn't trust people in costumes.

Whos there? Me, I keel you.

Test of strength You'll think it's easy...until you break your control stick.

Chris Jericho I'm sorry i can't hear over the sound of how awesome i am

Alarmist

Penny Still doesn't quite understand Sheldon

Kursed Misunderstood and hurt, yet no one seems to care about me or my feelings.

Mario Party IF there are so many games of this, why couldn't Nintendo make a board game of Mario Party in real life?

Cuteness No matter what they do...they are still cute as hell!!

FRIENDS Gladly Take The Blame For You

THE INTERNET Is For Porn

LAUNDRY Ur Doin It Wrong

Revenge It's an idea we promote on our planet unless your name happens to be Buzz Lightyear

Worshipping A very good reason why nobody in Star Fox wants to do it.

Team Rocket They're always blastin off again and again and again....

Falco Lombardi He WAS on Einstein's side until Einstein was on his side.

Luigi Always was and will stay in Mario's shadow.

Eye contact When someone is looking at you, do the opposite.

honeymoon when you get lousy games and find yourself a girl.

Aimming traget practicing could've gotten worse...especially with a vixen and a human.

Dr. Cooper? "No, you want the crazy guy across the hall."

THREATS Dr. Sheldon Cooper is not fazed by them.

Time Travel They didn't invent it.

Zack Dumber than advertised

Euclid Avenue Not for the faint of heart

Wheaton Antagonizing Moonpie since 1995

Sheldon all the motivation you should need

Miscommunication Yes, but what does it mean?

Dwarven made Fine weapons and arms are

Wil Wheaton Lives Rent Free In Sheldon Cooper's head

Feigning Illness Sheldon's plan to get penny alone with him

Mothers Need to be supervised at all times

Molecules A new way to censoring

Ben & Jerry's Every Female's Cure All

C.O.N.F.U.S.I.O.N. Thy Name is Leonard

Sheldon's Legs Aren't they nice? ;)

Stalking You're doing it right

Stalking You're doing it wrong

Oh, little chocolates!! Sealing the deal since 1100 BC ; )

20 Milliards les vaut-elles vraiment ?

Space Toilet Humor Doesn't diminish over time. Your mileage may vary.

Alien Poop Hard to clean out of couch cushions.

Live Long and Prosper Unless your Renaissance Faire is inaccurate.

Miscommunication Yes, but what does it *stand* for?

Hello Hello Kitty

Masturbating for Money because we all yearn for faster downloads

He Has a Board If you like boards, this is his board.

THE ROOM MATE AGREEMENT You don't screw it, it screws you!

The 80s That's right, it's back!

Coffee Do stupid things, faster and with more energy

everyday heroes because someone have to save the party

friendship it's a science

fainting because even a genius needs a way out

Moist Towelette? You have germs on your hand

disgust Penny displays it well

laser tag it's much more fun with Leonard

Beware of Shinners bearing sweets

One day we won't have to pretend. one day.

THE TEA PARTY When two "Red Scares" just isn't enough...

Du charisme Elles en ont beaucoup ces pommes de pin

DU CHARISME Elles en beaucoup ces pommes de pin

Animal house Fat Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through Life

Tsar Tank MAKE IT DIE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Responsibility Do as we SAY, not as we DO!

terminator jesus he'll be back.

CUPCAKES Bite Me ;) :P

kaustrated Severing of the "I take full responsibility for that" lobe

KAUSTration Severing of the "I take full responsibility for that" lobe

Manorexia The camera adds ten pounds

FRIENDS when a guy is as big as steve you're willing to tell him anything he wants to hear.

Baby Star Para que tus ni?os luzcan como estrellas

Baseball Yes... it's that boring

Scary Skull Silver Cufflinks with Black Stone Eyes

MICHEL Never Forget

educated JUST ENOUGH TO PERFORM

educated JUST ENGOUGH TO PERFORM

Throw Your Diamonds In The Sky... If You Feel The Vibe

RINA TEOPACO PARA GOBERNADOR 2013

ellen would you like some epic with that fail?

Perfection It is not good enough to win, everybody else should lose

Star Destroyer > Enterprise Because a 50 gigaton laser (the most powerful nuke on earth is 50 megatons) is only one of its many side cannons.

Problem Solving It used to be much easier.

The Amoeba Pound for pound, th emost vicious animal on earth

Metal

German Unification Your Responsible For It

Emotions This bitch is way too sensitive

Fits of rage that shit happens to all of us

Legendary Fail. When Epic fail is not enough.

stay thirsty my friends Because I drank all the beer!

SCUSE BANALI Inutile incolpare i pc

Jacobe Just wants to finger that little pussy

Mermaids 2010 GORGONES 2010

shit is shit Chapter 1. Don't be influenced by negativity... Shit is shit (sniff, sniff..sniff) hmm Smells like shit, people will fee

CHEESE Milk's leap toward immortality

Black Widow me beija

BIG SUNGLASSES Hides Perve Eyes

AIRSOFT IT'S THAT SERIOUS

DORITOS, MANO IRURUIURIRUIRURIURIURIRUIRURIU

Bears PUT YOUR

is a fag gtfo.

Holy Shit That dude looks like a lady.

Black & Latin UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL

COLLEGE Your Mom Goes

GIGA DRILL BREAKER pure epicness

Cataflam Only for the weak.

126 So stop fucking crying

Trying to play at Rayo? You 're doing it wrong!

Necrons ...where is your God-Emperor now?

adam luvstoophuck wat He doesn't exist.

Griffith A male version of Jenicia? NEVER.

S3 'cause sometimes...shit just breaks.

Sweet Notes Music, Laughter, Entertainment in 1 Tune!

Fags They're Great!

The Tribe It always starts with five

darth vader and jason are laser toting mafia gangsters what could you possibley be smoking

david stolarz hes just.........so.......david

oregon active some lessons can only be learned once.

omegle now run by fj

A beacon of hope in an industry under siege

WE WANT YOU to join our hunting expediton where we will travel and hunt every animal known to mankind.

MAINFRAME TRAINING Yeah, you know the feeling

We would die for your rights But we are being denied our own

WHAT VEGETA OVER 9000 YOU SAY???

IMAGINE IF YOU DIDN`T KILL YOUR OWN PEOPLE

Tanya Fish lips for Facebook

Pretty In between the fat girl bun

Belly Rings Be careful what they draw attention to

Belly Rings Be careful what they draw attentiion to

You can Lead a Horticulture But you can't make her think

This is not 'Completely Natural'

Off Shore Drilling Murdered My Whole Family

Financial Sector Talent Enrichment Programme FSTEP

HAREL SKAAT - 'WORDS' VOTE FOR ISRAEL MAY 27 EUROVISION SONG CONTEST - SEMI FINAL

GOD Holdinging Us, Holding Them, Loving All...

Red Ring of Death it does things to people

Harel Skaat - Milim Vote for Israel on May 27, ESC Oslo 2010

Harel Skaat - Milim Vote for Israel - May 27 ESC, Oslo 2010

LEVERAGE I watch for the plot

Matt Payne it just doesn't get any more epic

C O O L DAMN STRAIGHT I AM

A PICTURE SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS

Eric Sailes He's in charge now. Yup, we're screwed.

Zombie Apocalypse Some people take it way too seriously

Tegan & Andrea To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your love was all I ever dreamed

Bruce lee The only man to win a fight against Chuck Norris.... sadly he later died from pain killers

Courage Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

COURAGE

Donate School Supplies Donate your new or gently used school supplies. 8th Grade locker cleanout is may 27 and 28. Seventh Grade is june 1.

Donate School Supplies Donate you new or gently used school supplies. 8th Grade locker cleanout is May 20 and 29. 7th Grade is June 1.

WHOOAH, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE WHOOO-OAH! LIVIN' IN A CHAIR!

Distraction UH. What was I doing again?

PERSISTENCE

503-267-3382

first god created man then he had a better idea.

if i'm lost please call my master: johnny rossi (503)-267-3382

ASSASSIN 1-800-000-0000

I Encontro FMKPatzz porque aqui todo mundo e simpatico ;)

Chicken 'n' egg but did they come before sausages

Work harder else you'll be joining the queue

Fare increases Yes, they are going up again

Slimsid Not just a Liberal democrat

Job Centre queues The Conservatives are back in power again

assassin you can always spot one.

fdfdsf Your clever phrase to drive the point home

FUCK YOU archie.

Megan's Law Thankfully, you have to be 18 to roof

JOB Do you?

Lenin I swear I saw him leafleting at the last 'take back parliament' rally!

Griffin Who we congratulate for keeping the extreme right out of parliament.

Brown What? Oh, NO third runway? I thought you said GO third runway.

Clegg And so we'll hunt him. Becaue he can take it. Because he's not a hero; He's our dark knight.

Cameron When the right wing of your party hate you, you're doing it right.

Coalition For we are stronger as allies than we are as enemies

RATED R For Being Really Fucking Awesome.

Scout Built for speed and survival.

MOZENRATH CURSE YOU ALADDIN, YOU HAVE MORE FRIENDS THAN ME.

tired of the same old shit? here, have mine. it's fresh.

TIRED OF THE SAME OLD SHIT? here. have mine.

NO BRAINER I got a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass. Next time I'll take the butchers word for it.

BIRTH control.

brain freeze i hate when that happens.

FUCK head.

MISSING link.

Welcome to Arizona! Can I see your papers, please?

Heil se?orita

Team Dynamics Strength in numbers and diversity.

Scout Built for speed, to survive behind enemy lines.

Saboteur Dirty deeds, done dirt-cheap.

Mover Hauls allies, prisoners just as easily as gear.

Gunner Say hello to my little friend.

Demolisher Nothing will be left standing.

Builder Repair. Recreate. Reinvent.

Warrior One shall stand. One shall fall.

SALLY EAMONS Dressed To Impress

SALLY Dressed To Impress

Arizona Where the American Dream Goes to Die

SHIT only the best for my friends.

hoodlum they're easy to spot.

HOODLUM they're easy to spot.

hoodlums they're easy to spot.

TRUE HAPPINESS he got lucky.

chevyman You Silly Goose you

think she's cute? sometimes it was the only thing that saved her.

alcohol how else could this happen?

domestic violence because sometimes, you have to tell her more than once.

passion that's why i give out gifts.

PASSION THAT'S WHY I GIFT.

work the reason we do it.

persistence my life depends on it.

MOTIVATION the reason we gift.

WORK the reason we do it.

gift i will never give up on you unless you give up on yourself.

work ethic this is why we do it.

Really? Double 100's-April 2010

Really?

BODYGUARD WANTED GOOD RATE OF PAY, APPLY HERE

Our symbol Book Please Cast Your Vote For Hamid Subair to the position of Fine Arts Secretary

Our Symbol Book Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Creatividad cualquier similitud con otro restaurante es puramente casual

Boy Scouts hay algo inquietante cuando superan los 35 a?os

Agentes secretos verdaderos maestros del disfraz

Agentes secretos nunca sabes donde hay uno

FAKE TAN You're doing it wrong.

RECEPTION Improved after Daddy installed the rabbit ears

trust Darn, I guess there's only room for one so you go first.

trust gosh, i guess there's not enough room for two.

twins identical in every way.

friends people who like each other.

GAY the guy on the left.

FRIENDS people who like each other.

PUSSY did you want me to lick yours?

PUSSY LICKER

freedom got a better idea?

Anger Just calm the hell down

Aumentando audi?ncia Com apenas uma mudan?a

Ninjas Killed a lot of families

KING & QUEEN.. REAL LOVE HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Cupcakes & Pearls A Big Delight With Every Bite

Tsuna The main reason why so many male characters are having major blood-loss.

All Glory To the hypnotoad

Border Patrol Maybe thisll take care of all the mexicans

Brazil No explanation needed.

Fail Canadian Hum-v

FAIL Guess what?....God hates you!

WAR war never changes

FAIL

CoD When the term "no-life" automatically applys

Chinese Military Biggest freakin' joke on the planet.

Fail Dont Trust Anyone Including Your Team

Bullrushing It will get you shot

Diving Dignity And Class Not Required

Pie Storm's worst nightmare.

Cuisine Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Technology I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff

Curiosity My belt holds up my pants, I have belt loops that hold up the belt. What%u2019s goin on down there? Who is the real hero?

Dumbth Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. -MLK II

Annabel Beloved queen of the crusty wook nation

Tyrone Where men are men and the sheep are afraid.

sierra leone refugee all-stars No. We're not the guys who did the record with paul simon

STOCKHOLM SYNDROME THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKERS TO EVER PLAY ON JAM CRUISE

big sam's funky nation call me a "tromboner" one more time and i will twist you into a balloon animal

the rhythm devils over 137 years of musical experience between 'em!!

robert randolph & the family band skinnier than the lee boys but twice as sacred!

the new mastersounds We're playing for free to pay off last year's bar tab

lotus because you wanted the best, you got the best!!

LETTUCE We put all of Krasno's bands in a hat and draw a winner!

GREYBOY ALL-STARS the original jam cruise all-stars!

God Street Wine You mean people really do know who we are???

Dumpstaphunk Maritime Law: There must always be at least 1 Neville on the high seas at all time

Cornmeal We're just here for Felix

Big Gigantic We like redundancy and repeating ourselves!

ALO Jack Johnson makes us dress like this

Scaring The Children Bobby's Mustache is our 4th member!

GALACTIC What else do we ever do the 1st week of JAMuary?

SLAYER what else?

DRILL, BABY, DRILL! After All, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

SERIOUSNESS STEVE NASH AND SERIOUS CAT HAS IT.

Trollmances Our reputations fucking depend on it

Grope Fail No means NO

Lucas,Addie, and Emilee The Leaders of the Evergreen Mafia

Gunnar He's a ladies man

Yea Im pretty much the biggest cuntdestroyer in Hamar

Zero on, zero off, telemark Now, thats gangsta!

Lucas, Addie, and Emilee The First 3 Way Marriage

Lucas, Addie, and Emilee The leaders of the Evergreen Mafia

haring ibon we were the kings of the sky. now, only the sky remains. save the philippine eagles

save us. one day, you and the future generations shall see us fly again. -haribon

save me one day, you and the future generation will see us fly up high again. -haribon

save me one day, you and the other generations will see us fly up high again. - haribon

I'm Awesome No you're not dude, dont lie.

Join the A Team Now! Are you ready to become a champion?

Join the A Team! We will all beat Singapore

Join the A Team! We will turn you into a genius

Mr. Badass If he was wearing shades, the universe would freeze solid of the coolness!

Mr. Badass If this guy was wearing shades, the universe would freeze solid of the coolness!

E va i Roma og J?rgen vakkje me!!

STFU you french douche!

Bosnia is very pleased with this turn of event

Bosnia is pleased of this turn of events

Back In The Day when Gerry and Brian thought cravats and coruroy were cool.

Boob Jobs Some women are never happy....says brian.

Cute Ass The Cutest Little Ass in Cavan and her name is Clare.

Understatement is understated

king philip III Fighting for the glory of Spain

Gentleman This guy is clearly one

How to get awesome you say? SHRED TALL-TEES

Watermelons don't roll to niggers by them self

RETARDS WE ALL KNOW ONE

Imma bee, Imma bee, Imma Imma Imma bee%u2026

Obey me Or else i'll Cry

Obey Your King !!! Because hes kickass

?yvind festival En fin dag i livet

NO YOUR A TOWEL!! because sometimes your mum just doesn't cut it

NO YOUR A TOWEL!!

Alyssia The Lightening Bug

vous avez gagn un rateau de la part de chlo

"I am not a role model!"

Woman Have Ways of getting men to serve under them

Woman have ways of getting men to bow to their every whim

Animevice Every topic on this fourm ends in sex.

Finally Jane McCord agrees to going on a date with Brian

RULE 34 What has Final Gear Done?!

Viktor! Ekkora l?faszt a seggedbe, ha sz?rakozol!

Bitches Yeah, I don't get none. But that's okay because I smoke weed, yo!

Dicks They fix Steam UI problems

The Path is Closed Go Back From Whence You Came

Jackpot hey dude! There are girls behind me!

Fake Glasses Its spelled S-M-R-T

Elite Proxies How do they work?

Little Pustic Why fly when I can ride. :-)

No Excuses Excuses are the nails that build the house of failure

SPAM is how your friends show they love you

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. TAKE THIS.

Kapriana 2010 100km AAA offroad waiting for you

Peter Cooper I should have invited a razor... for the women at my college.

Quantum Mechanics Maybe I'm no longer a virgin?

Cooper Union Schrodinger's cat is the only one getting in a box.

Purple Rhino Extinct in Cooper Union since 2008

I'm on a boat Believe me when I say I've fucked a mermaid

I'm on a Boat Motherfucker don't you ever forget

Caring because you haven't really cared until you've cared in terms of pi

Hipsters emos that shop at thrift stores

Akward wearing a Nazi outfit at a Nation of Islam Rally

Gingers puppet masters of evil

MUERTE POR CAUSA NATURAL Para los putos significa "morir de SIDA".

HALF THE TRUTH IS A LIE Never tell your problems to anyone%u202620% don%u2019t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

HALF THE TRUTH.....IS A LIE Never tell your problems to anyone%u202620% don%u2019t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

HALF THE TRUTH IS A LIE YNever tell your problems to anyone%u202620% don%u2019t care and the other 80% are glad your clever phrase to drive the point home

Half the Truth is a Lie. Never tell your problems to anyone%u202620% don%u2019t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

KHOUNTY Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.

Band Notes are easy, Music is hard

NONSTEN KEEP TRYING BITCHES

Linux Got me sayin' fuck windows

DND NURSING EDUCATORS, INC. We have the answers!!!

Defy Him? You Do Not!

Vote 4 Arianna! Mayor of the future!

Attitude Attitudes are Contagious. Is your's worth catching?

Nietzsche C'est pas en le lisant qu'on apprend qu'il ne faut pas se faire prendre en photo quand on va aux putes

Niels He can't hear you over the sound of how awesome he is

SharecasH I'm a frequent uploader.

Scott Abraham Ignorance is bliss afterall

Talento Joven Porque en nosotros esta el futuro

photoshop You're doing it wrong

BRET SHERMAN Where da bitches at?

REPETITION While Ryan Wuerfl == Ryan Wuerfl end

Features Just because you can, doesnt mean you should.

suicide When having a facebook becomes just too much

Les for?ats Sans stagiaires, ils s'amusent beaucoup moins

Paramore I Can't Believe They Almost Hung It Up

Paramore God Knows The World Doesn't Need Another Band, But What A Waste It Would Have Been

Dark_shogun two words,,, "Game over"

PALHA?O Voc? ainda ser? feito de

Oops So that's what the big red button does...

Turkey Buzzard YOU SAY IT...

I Can't Look Dude, she's throwing up back there, isn't she?

google so, i dont have to!

Vadim Poulet Il a l'air de pr?f?rer les cochons en fait

Serious flaw in the logic You're the only one seeing it

Unibrows Yeah, you missed a spot

FUCKING MAGNETS How do they work?

Jerseys Yeah, they were cool in High School and still cool in your 20's.

RA-Tards What Alan was talking about in the hang over

Cool Yeah that bottle is empty, MOTHEFUCKA

Aqua-Fiener It's not just about cotton mouth

Swagger No one on the corner got a Swagger like E, Like E

E-MONEY No, that's not what it is.

Recovery Discs Yeh, Probably should of burned those. I don't know man.

Vitagnosis We ARE the Light at the E.N.D. of the Tunnel

Eye Brows Not just the long ball.. Chicks dig thick eyebrows

CRANDADDY You're never too old to rock n' roll (or you just can't see a mid-life crisis when its staring you in the face)

Your Mom Is fat LOLOLOLOLOLOL

THE PERFECT FRIEND Not put in an algorithm but puts up with you

soft kitty instant fixer upper

howard because everyone needs a creepy friend

chocolate the best way to modify behavior

Fantasy Often it really is better than reality.

Amazement We can't believe you just did that.

WTF Somethings you just can't unsee

Don%u2019t be afraid and hide its time that you decide true thuggites vote for esther

Don't Be Afraid and Hide! It's time that you Decide! True Thuggites Vote Esther

"Drinks are on me" Thuggites

Timm gunn he is weeping

conditioning Not just for dogs

a single-decker Hamburger With A Satisfying Meat-to-Bun-to-Condiment Ratio It's what's for dinner

Tim Gunn He is weeping

Army Fitness No more shit about the Air Force. Not one word. Ever.

TOCAR GUITARRA ? orgasm?tico.

Thought of the Day Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.-Robert Collier

candor there are some things your friends won't tell you. but those are the nice things.

skepticism because rocket science isn't real science

awkwardness some things have to be experienced to be believed

SKEPTICISM Because rocket science isn't real science

Goths Just what all the ladies are looking for.

Online gaming The results aren't pretty.

The Placebo effect only works when you don't know it's a placebo

Sub-Zero Even He drives DSMs!

Sheldon's Boundaries Even a super genuis can't calculate what acceptable and unacceptable actions in Sheldon's eyes

Friends They will support you no matter what

Set phasers to awesome. Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton, Wil Wheaton................FIRE!

Boner Guess whos got one?!

freshman 15? more like freshman 100

Revenge You suck at it!

Sex Bringing people that have nothing in common together

BigBang_Land Because real life can wait!

Faces youre stuck with the one you were born with

Chinstraps only work with helmets

Morning after when hes eating doritos when you wake up, just leave

Gayballs Sometimes you just have them

Gay Sometimes you dont have to wonder

The Eagle Sometimes its best not to get it on

Happiness IS A RESERVE OF PLASMA GRENADES

Love IS NEVER AWKWARD

Friends DON'T LAUGH AT YOUR SUPERMAN UNDIES

Flash The Fastest Men Alive

Research Lab The physics is theoretical, but the fun is real.

Research LAb The physics is theorical, but the fun is real

Geico So easy a Caveman could do it.

Ipad Shaq's new itouch.

Pic related, it's Popeye. damn

Snuggie So you can be all snoodled up when you do your science stuff.

Schnapps It's fun to say.

Paintball War is Hell.

Valor & Courage would be useless if all men were created equals.

Adult diapers my name's granny panties and no one wants to fuck me!

Retard there's no denying it

Hartford Headache I wouldn't smoke that....

Hardford Headache I wouldn't smoke that...

De La Cruz (Noun) : The ideal of thinking you are the shit.

Aston Martin DB9 Bird wouldn't crap on this, would you?

Ra-Tard What Alan Garner was talking about in the Hang Over

Cryly There always after me lucky charms

Reflection Bitches don't know about my accord

The Mad Hatter Anyone spending their own money would never buy this many hats

Bird Droppin' bombs from the sky, one turd at a time

Mids I wouldn't smoke that.

Crank walk It's what happens to DSMs when they try to race real cars.

hector too slow to run with the money

Disappointment The look on your grandfathers face when he sees what you did to his once beautiful c5 vette.

Power If you want the power you want James

Lobes Some people just don't have none.

Schr?dinger's Cat It's alive.

Optimism Yes we can.

Leonard He's not cleaning that up.

Elevators They're easy to become attached to

Free Time It's for learning new languages

Flash Frozen Bananas Delicious

Skirts Bad idea when your friends have spy cars

Genetics The apple does fall far from the tree

Ashton milf hunter or cougar victim??

gymnists karma sutra friendly.

Charlie sheen king of alcoholics.

custom civic when calling yourself gay just got too boring.

Black cock what were you expecting?

cartoon cleavage a boner you can't explain.

Bleh!! the sound of me puking.

LT1 It's like the Energizer Bunny. it keeps going, and going, and going.

THEORY In the act of science, I must engage in coitus in order to fulfill my primary function.

DANGER Bathtubs are slippery when wet.

Rabbit King All hail the Mighty Raj

Brownies Never trust a band of middle age professors with a batch of baked goods.

Destiny It can't be avoided

Geeks Shall Inherit The Earth Mostly because they have killer robots and you have lolcats.

Connecticut Flood 2010 so why do we pay such high taxes?

Public Fornication And the other guy is swooping in to pregame that strawberry shortcake.

Jedi Mind Tricks For when your candy bar gets stuck in the machine.

Hair Yeah...Should probably cut that.

tweeter glasses on or off, there's still no customers

Safety Buckle up, even for a simulation.

Biking You should probably buy it first.

Hoes how much did those set you back?

Reptiles Reborn as Honda civis

Brothers There's always one that doesn't fit the mold

The Drunk Friend Everythings funny to him, but probably not as much to you.

ROBSTENFEELINGS Intoxicating. Isn't it.

Uh-Oh Turn your pelvis.

FreezerBaits & Partikels When Quality Matters

Hello Kitty It just doesn't cut it.

Small Talk It's awkward.

Nerds The alpha males of the Information Age

Gravity thou art a heartless bitch

GEEKS SMART IS THE NEW SEXY

FRIENDS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU

BIG BANG THEORY BECAUSE DR.COX SAID :everyone in the world watches it

FRIENDS THEY GET YOU

FRIENDS THEY CHEER YOU UP

SHELDON HE'S GOT MAD SKILLS

Howard x Raj Intoxicating, isn%u2019t it.

knowledge is power

Friends will song 'soft kitty' to you whether you're ill or not

sheldon means never having to say you're sorry...

Moon-Pie He's nummy, nummy and you could eat him all up ;)

FriendS love you for who you are

Crandaddy Fabulous Rhythm & Blues Revue

The Language Barrier Making life interesting since Biblical times.

Trail Fail What won't go up, must come down

The Internet Where people understand why this is funny

Pointless Charts Made py people who really have better things to be doing

There is no 'Taking the piss out of Sean' in Team Do it, and he will punish you harshly

There is no Tut! Tut! in Team only team work!

Gesturbators Because you know it's cool, to piss everyone off.

Grand old Party

America and mexico the clash for the land. escape everyday life, enter the mexican war.

Useless Rule #151 Let's make it happen FJ

Spring Break '10 Fatrick getting owned by Brown

EMU AND PATHFINDER Reppin' that Jew power.

PATHFINDER AND ESPEON Because /SOMEONE/ HAS TO SAVE YOUR SHITTY VILLAGE.

ANARCHLICANS I heard you like politics, so I put a political party in your political party so you can vote while you vote.

St. Patrick's Day Why we're all Irish on St. Patrick's Day

MAKE MORE MONEY YOU COULD OWN THIS!

Trina Piranha Don't go in the water.

Keep on Trying to stop using the word 'cunt' in front of mixed company

EAST WEST! They will take anybody.

Kinderspreekuur voor kinderen met Autisme

MAHER'S LEGS after 2 years of walking it home from my house.

NATHANS REGRET answering that god damn phone!

OBLIGE do it

LOGIC FAIL Sometimes ambition and dreams are not enough to overcome geographical limitations.

Daffy D'?rdek Klam "Eh... what's up, doc?"

Deathnote I knew it.

Ahoy Matey Thar she blows!

TRACKS Do not enter or cross them.

Sexual Mutation Prolonged use of green lotion and masterbation result in mutated fists of pleasure.

Protection Eddie the box head says: When your about to have sex, remember, to always cover your head!!!

Regret asking why my beer taste like piss.

EverClear The one drink that you cannot put down, but can put you down....right on your ass.

Outdoorsmen The Abilty to pitch a tent, even inside of a moving Limo.

Alcohol The object that causes men to think they can dance, when in fact they really cannot.

My Friends By -Legend-

Thriving in the Storm Only the deadliest of creatures dwell amongst the chaos

AJ FORD WILL lay down the motherfucking law.

Intelli che 9 Running Guevara Script 4

Change help

James Cameron Hendrikian

BEAM SABERS They are basically "light sabers," just rescaled for useby giant robots...and, therefore, BIGGER and far more satisfying

Hypocrite Remember kids Douchebaggary on the internet doesn't help cause people will find your real face...naming no names...

MAGNETIC LASSO Creates 10 Pages Of Pure Win

Kittens Every time you sculpt Venus de Milo out of snow, God kills a kitten. That's not very many kittens, but still....

Kittens Every time you sculpt Venus de Milo out of snow, God kills a kittn. That's not very many kittens, but still....

Every time you sculpt Venus de Milo out of snow, God kills a kitten. That's not very many kittens, but still....

Potty Training well....I guess thats one way to teach them...

wow...... just when u thought one minigun was enough

Sushi Buying it will make Danny shut up.

Bridezilla or Happy Tara Next Wed, We should know within the first 5 minutes how the wedding plans are going.

Magic Tricks Get ready ladies....Chris has a pocket full of quarters and 2 bacherlor parties this year.

The Blazin Challange Kicking Andy's A** since 2009

Chad in Punta I wish I would have stuck to that diet

What Erik Dreams about When are they going to make 80 packs

Ninja Noodling Catfish Sushimi tonight

Objection! Keroro Wright Attourney At Law

OFF DUTY WORK 5:11 PANTS: $50.00 Shiny blue matching shirts: $30.00 Getting caught working on your hoopty ride: PRICELESS!

OFF DUTY JOBS Getting paid to fix your broke ass POV was great....till the Anniston Star snapped that pic!

To Catch A Predator Catching Ohio natives since 2006.

Beware Lock up your fat friend the "D" man is on the prowl.

1-800-Got-Junk? Why yes, I believe he does...

No Music, No Life This is my life, without it i mind as well not live

this is my subject face

In-Between Pic Proving Beautiful People Do Have Their Moments

Poop Who knew it would be so colorful

2010 Curso de Comunica??o Social UCB

Oh Really? Tell me more

You must be mad pls take ur medicine and no more imaginary things.

Ouch its fun breaking ur head aint it?hehe

Can Crusher Recycleing aluminum has never been so easy!

Blood Oranges Yes, they're SUPPOSED to be red.

MISS ME YET?

Leprechauns small but terrible.

Leprechauns They just LOOK innocent.

THIS Is wrong

YOUR ADDRESS We have it

Ambition Reach for the Stars, but don't hurt Yourself

Motivation What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us

Noun A person, place, thing, or idea.

Pronoun A word that takes the place of a noun.

Interjection A word that shows emotion but has no grammatical function.

Adverb A word that modifies a verb, an adjective, or another adverb.

Preposition shows the relationship between its object and another word in the sentence

Conjunction A word that joins two words or groups of words.

PVN Nederland Kan Beter

Obama as Superman. Need we say more? Yes. Yes! Oh God YES!!!

Superman Damn you! You made me think I could fly.

Verb A word that shows action, or being, or links a subject to a subject complement.

Greed The Devils Milk

Noun A person, place, or thing.

Noun

Finland When you see 'em, you shall **** BRICKS

Finland When you see 'em, you shall **** BRICKS.

Winter Olympics Nascar Not Welcome

Chuck Norris Even Google knows better

SQUARE-1 THE RUBIK'S CUBE FROM HELL.

Fur It doesn't come from where you think

Trainer

Aghagallon Sunday 26th March

PARROT Fat noobs should run.

Vrijdag SoulWhisperer wenst je een prettig weekend

SoulWhisperer Need to Know

Owned It's all about the U

Your Word hhhjuhuh

THE POINT I has it.

The Point I has it.

i wanna be the guy good luck with that

Stir 'em If you don't already know, you will.

Stir 'em

Gamefaqs ssbm critically thinking since 2001

Artificial Intelligence Give up, human.

DUMPSTERS

BASKETBALL GOALS THEY CAN EVEN STOP NINJAS

The Amber Lamps Bring them.

Twilight As queer as a vamp can get

Perma-death Sometimes you just get ganked really, really hard

Fashionable Hat Makes the Lasso of Truth Obsolete

dndfreak For when you need a dumbass but can't seem to find one.

The first good city Yeah, lets raid it

The first good city Yeah, lets raidit

LONG TERM The Car may be cheaper But i'll still take the girl

Fresh Water It only makes up 3% of the water on Earth, and less than one percent is accesible. Conserve this precious resource!

Dustin Murphy Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.

Keele University Sikh Society Netball

Rebel-Flag Toilet Paper Because thats all its good for

Grammar Police Even the internet has laws

Annie Exclusive Your clever phrase to drive the point home

OBJECTION! I object because that was objectionable!

Autobot Sodomy Robots need lovin' too

This is my yard Rocking it since 1990..

See the way to IMH? Now go back there.

SPARTA!!!!! Thats what u get when u are narb.

The Hendrik Lesser Men Try. Lesser Men fail.

???HAVE YOU SEAN ME??? I SEE YOU...

Consuming Darkness The effect I am having on your soul.

Metric vs Imperial Does Antartica even have a population?

Oh really? moi dunch believe chiu

FAIL Especially when pandas try to do gymnatics

Mr. T His mind went to "mole city", but it'll be back after lunch.

Mr. T Because you don't have to be black to "pity the foo'"

COOLNESS LITTLE FIGHTER 2

Friendship Friendships are one of the best gifts in life and they should be truly treasured...

Friendship Friends are the best gifts in life and they should be truly treasured....

ORGAN DONOR the measure of a life, after all, is not its duration, but its donation - corrie ten boom -

i hate every 1 so go the hell away

Wiggers the reason B.E.T should be cancelled.

if more people were ORGAN DONORS... ...this dog would still have his best friend to play ball with. Be a HERO, be an ORGAN DONOR.

why is being an ORGAN DONOR so important? so we can still have the health/strength to play with our "kids" be a HERO, be an ORGAN DONOR.

if more people were ORGAN DONORS... ...this dog would still have his best friend to play ball with. Be a HERO, be an ORGAN DONOR.

be a BLOOD and ORGAN DONOR all it costs is a little LOVE - author unknown

ORGAN DONORS live on FOREVER 1. 2. 3. like a bird i sing, cause you've givin me the most beautiful set of wings - tim mcgraw

I wish there were more ORGAN DONORS.... so you could have strength to play ball with me again. i miss that. be a HERO, be an ORGAN DONOR.

an ORGAN DONOR... ...could allow me to run side by side with my own dog one day. The gift of LUNGS. be a HERO, be an ORGAN DONOR.

What's that? His heterosexuality flying away.

Nick Gerard His sexuality is questionable.

Fuck You Go make your own sandwich.

Tempest3K Earmuffs are optional

SARCASME Je suis capable pour

Compare Compare: The response must state what is the same in two things being compared or what is different between them. The co

Sheldon Cooper you're not in love with him

FONCTIONNAIRE Un jour, toi aussi, tu seras peut-etre licenci?.

I will Protect Nature :x

I will Do more CIP ^^

Crazy funiture

PIRACY ITS A CRIME Think before you click !

Daft punk Fear the masked dj's

College Parties Are The Sh*t !!! ..................Unless the Cops Are Invited

Reaper one crazy ass mo fo

Evil Never Prospers .................But this bitch Did

Nostalgia because profits trump history every time

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Genesis 1:1

INFLATION Alvida, mere dost!

Photography Catching the unexpected

I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!! Starting with my room

Screwed just knowing when to give up

Legendary Fail When Epic Fail is not enough

Epic Fail It is when a fail go 2x

World Warrior The world is yours!

Me Horny

BOB My new best friend

Chesapeake Terrace Just think, you could be just starting this job.

SILVER BULLET When just imagination is not enough

" PHAT MIC " VICTORY WILL UPSHINE ON THE NITE OF 29 January 2010

iPad You're doing it wrong.

will be Back Shortly

WILL BE BACK SHORTLY

Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings Tina Turner can kiss my ass!!

George Clinton & Parliament Putting the FUN in FUNK!

Johnny Winter Remember: Edgar is the pale one.

J. J. Grey & Mofro Making dirt floor crackers sexy again.

Hot Tuna OK. To be honest? We have no idea what the name means.

Dr. John I'm the Night-Tripper, baby!

The Word A band so cool, they give themselves goosebumps.

The Black Keys Yep. We're just 2 skinny white guys from Akron, Ohio.

Widespread Panic Meet our secret weapon. Mr. Jimmy Herring.

Derek Trucks Band Ooooo ... He sure do play pretty!

The Allman Brothers Band Greatest American Band EVER!

Study Math It's the gateway to financial success

ORGAN DONORS and HELICOPTER CREWS our everyday heroes

ORGAN DONORS and HELICOPTERS our everyday heroes

Organ Donors.... Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? - Bette Midler

a sunset someone may never get to see Be an ORGAN DONOR, change someones life FOREVER.

step UP to ORGAN DONATION not down. be a HERO. save a LIFE.

be an ORGAN DONOR about 18 people took their last drink of water today, and the day before, and so on. be a HERO. save a LIFE.

ORGAN DONORS are heroes. An organ donor can save 8 LIVES. Will you be that HERO?

be an ORGAN DONOR About 18 people took their last drink of water yesterday, and the day before, and so on. Be a HERO, Save a LIFE.

Organ Donor Always wanted to be a HERO?

Super Bowl That's right bitch!

Pain Yep, there's concrete under that turf

Cleaning Up of course it means finishing the job

GROUND No longer just for pants

Ground Yep, it's right where you left it and still hard

Fist Pump No longer exclusive to the Jersey Shore

Bitch Slap He knew it was coming

FAVRED!!! Sorry Childress it happens to the best of us

FACE PALM He knew it was coming

Streets Old ladies aren't the only ones that need help crossing them.

Retirement This is what you came out of it again for?

Lucky Visor What else could explain the Saints going to the Superbowl?

Love Its what makes you keep going, its what makes people happy, its what will last forever between us.

onesie loved by children and italian midgets since 1945

The 80's Movie Network We're bringing you back to the Valley ... One 80's memory at a time

hey, lady! Ain't this better than a purse?

childhood memories I remember the glory days of Toonami, when time reigned and quality Anime flowed like wine. What happened?

Vote4 me if you can! (Just kidding) (But honestly, vote 4 me!)

Vote4me=Vote4yourself Lai Ho Nhat Hoa 2Q08

humility Do nothing from selfishness or conceit, but in humility count others better than yourselves.

courage curage is endurance for one moment more

what you looking at !!what you looking at!!

BREESUS Blitz ye not

Hunting fail Glad he's not my guide dog

Crocktopia Where peace prospers, equality reigns, and love blooms

Childress Hey! I have plenty of time to screw this up!

Yeh Life's goes on

Grammar Police Even on the internet there is laws

pinky 1 POWERFUL!

pinky 2 it's powerful

AMERICA F#CK YEAH!

thank god I thought Johnson was using a metaphor.

Excuses Don't worry about the fumble that lost the playoff, come up with one for the reason you own those gay-ass boots

Your Word 233

cthulhu he has claimed your interwebs

Abstinence Man He'll find you

Abstinence He'll find you

WE'RE FUCKED ...

swordfish grill shajhsdhjhj hjjh hjhjhjhjhsdsdahjjd

Sour sdfsdfsdfsdf

PVLW

Preston David Marzan 7lbs 3oz 20.4inches Jan11, 2010

courage It is not the absence of fear, but the will to kill the bastard holding that blanket

EPIC CROSSOVER Even though MK vs. DC sucked, we still had to do it. Namco X Capcom DOES NOT COUNT!!!!!!

red VS blue

combinations She has red gloves and she has blue,but they need a man to make purple.Purple might not be made.

the purple dragon You'll never catch him, no matter how hard you try...but it's worth the chase.

red VS blue All's fair in love and in war...and, now, it's time to make purple.

purple heart this guy, literally, shot himself in the foot.

Time "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." -Steven Levenson

Time "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. " -Steven Levenson

LOve You

Zamyslony Stanislaw Wlasnie radosnie kontempluje perspektywe wyruchania twojej dziewczyny gdy ty bedziesz w pracy

Bartoszu Chandoszko Przyjdziesz do mnie czy mam tak czekac do jutra?

ultimatum Because the dry cleaners close at seven.

just like a droid ...bringing a gun to a sword fight.

lightsabers made in japan

chuck norris immortal

knights VS samurai Because pirates and ninjas are so...dated.

knights VS samurais Because pirates and ninjas are so...dated.

IT'S YOUR PARTY CRY IF YOU WANT TO

TURN 2 The chance dale gets to be engineer

relatively normal No matter what you look at online, there is a considerable number of people who look at worse. They are called Germans.

Getting Franned When Life leaves you the final option.

COURAGE True greatness comes when you%u2019re tested.

"LEVEL UP!" The last thing you want to say after sexing, you nerdy bastard.

Peitos Quanto maior, melhor.

PEGAEL

tooth rings coz' tooth fairy, is an asshole.

distraction No one will notice you unsheathing your blade, if your nipples have a point.

trust me He's the decoy.He doesn't even realize he's wearing the shirt.(Note what is essentially a bullseye on his chest)

VOC Fique de olho nesse seu cu.

Queen That bitch in England doesn't know who she's messing with.

FEAR of COMMITMENT Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expectingdifferent results. That's what Jack thought,anyway.

fear and doubt

mr. vick Deeply influenced by Ash Ketchum, the Pokemon trainer.

dogfighting Because Pokemon is imitatible, my friend."Poodle-choo, I choose you!"

zordon... Why, EXACTLY, am I the Black Ranger? This is some bullshit...

And then He would blow a hole into the girls bathroom stael some toilet paper, and do it all in under a minute

Then He Would remove the zipper of his pants and the filament of the nearest light bulb and combine all of this into a bomb

He Would take the tube turn it into 30 individual strips of cardboard then bend the holder into the shape of a cat.

new year! cheers! Because alcoholism served you so well is '09

happy new year I give it a month.

JESUS Take the wheel. I'm gonna go get more tokens.

I Can Has House Nigger?

l337speak Because poor literacy is kewl!

Abraham Lincoln you're gay.

smug dog You remind him of a bitch he once knew. Oh...wait...

INCOMPETENT Heckuva Job, Bruno

AWESOMENESS man that can not take a proper reaction to his feelings is convicted to be soulless fucker

DEATH Your clever phrase to drive the point home

parallelism It doesn't get more ironic than this...

Gerbils The Fucking Things Keep Dying

Ponies Kory fucking LOVES ponies.

suicide It'll take your breath away.

Pastafarianism Proof that humans are crazy motherfuckers.

Super Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Emos Natures way of saying "Hey! This guy's a dumbass!"

double toilet Because sometimes you only have one shotand both barrels loaded.

COOL DOG Like 'The Fonz'..... only cooler

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU- When you can't think of anything else

Firepower When conventional arms just aren't enough!

Trees Just when you thought you were inside, the whole game changes.

boxing day Because it's the thought that counts...remember to keep the reciept.

the sweet science an alternative to math

Instant Kamehameha Snfff. Beautiful isn't it?

Instant Kamehameha how do you say screwed in android?

Optimus Christ

Instant Thunder Kamehameha The fusion dance doesn't look so gay now huh?

The fusion dance If at first you don't succeed try, try again

Instant Thunder Kamehameha The fusion dance doesn't look so gay now huh?

Cosplay Yeeeaaaa...

public relations Santa sucks at it.

socialism Santa don't play that.

DUH. You are such a fucking idiot.

santa claus

My Beer Screw with it and I wil unleash freakin' hell on your slutty a$$

My Beer Screw with it and I will unleash the dogs of hell on your a$$

necrofilia :3

vacas com tetas enormes na praia melhor no conotativo.

brock chines ou negro ?

camisinha gr?tis. ? a inten??o que vale

otakus s?o reconhecidos pelo quarto.

turkey with cum o pior inimigo dos turistas que n?o falam ingl?s.

gostosa nazista Que se foda a ?tica, eu ainda a comeria

josiah 10 years from now Dont worry he's used to taking balls to the face

redundancy When you really only need reindeer to fly.Now you're just stuntin', Santa. Rockets...

Stop smoking If you smoke your a joke

Procrastination I'll put up a picture for it one of these days.

God He is worse than Deland at math

Jesus He's like a planet around a star.

jew-deer Smart and savvy, these deer only have to carry one-eighth of their overall load.

Work Ethic Unless you're the lead dear, the view never changes.

butthole superisors Nobody has to look as more asses than the man in charge

AIRMAN He will blow you! ...away.

chicken wings God's gift unto all mankind...and boobs too.

bloodsucker there's more than one neck

to serve man Stuffing is very important...

Your Heritage: wht? Im white if thts wht you mean

drumming done best one handed while sipping fine wines

conformity Some peome people never got the memo

PARIS HILTON Damn

hilton-bot "fluid intake is necessary, human."

APS KOLKATA 2010 Moments of a lifetime

US Air Force Academy You can make believe you're at Florida State

Awesomeness Ain't Never Gonna Give You Up

typecasting it sucks

night elves Because lurking in the shadowsis a little less creepy when you do it online.

FAUSZ YOU MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU GET THE HORNS

Stop Where is Your Work

Your a star Never give up!

BACKBEARD He's more than just nightmare fuel......He watches you...

Kick the Tires And light the fires!

Fuel Top it off.

HANGAR SPACE More is better.

GRAVITY A law I'm willing to break

FASHION I has it.

TOUCHE It's coming to you.

7 rounds That's 6, and a spare

.45 ACP Because they don't make a .46

The Epitome of a MAN Strength, Wisdom & Spirit

Oh Lord The Cats Have Gone Gangster

Oh Lord Now They Can See Everything

take BIG bites... to enjoy the flavor of life

Wanted The Real Power.

Oh Lord The Cats have gone Gangster

Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high

glitter Easier to catch than herpes

what happens when you leave candles burning all night."Goddamn it! I bet the Mackabees didn't have to put up with this sh*t!

My new Haircut Changed a lot about me

WORK

ELVIS That's right. He died the way he lived.

Bottom Boi making gay porn look good since 1985

HUMANS SUCK THEY HONESTLY REALLY DO

MISERY It loves this company and enjoys your calls especially.

MR. DECEMBER... IS IT COLD DOWN THERE???

MAC IBOOKS FOR SALE $350 Call Josh Lay 513-600-3726

team work NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!

BORED TO DEATH MUCH WORK REMAINS TO BE DONE BEFORE WE CAN ANNOUNCE A COMPLETE FAILURE TO MAKE ANY PROGRESS

BORED MUCH WORK REMAINS TO BE DONE BEFORE WE CAN ANNOUNCE A COMPLETE FAILURE TO MAKE ANY PROGRESS

Sports Bitches Fun for all the football team

This Will not end well.

tiger woods how many holes a week did this guy play?

FAIL Even the news had to get that

towgay ~The supreme dog~

NTNT No Text, No Talk!

sfdasdf asdf sdf dsfasdfsfasdfasdfpoint home

50 ans

Funk Retro-Sales.com

Oldschool Cool.Jazzy.Funk

Sales Not a Book. Not a Video. Just a Clear Map

Cool.Jazzy.Funk Retro-Sales.com

FUNK and Cool Man... Cool

CLEAR Not a Book. Not a Video. Just a Clear Map

CLARITY Not a Book. Not a Video. Just a Clear Map

CLARITY

CLARITY Not a Book. Not a Video. Just a Clear Map

busted damn...i didnt think sis would turn around so fast

stunned Man.........lil sister sure grew up since I left for service

numbers 2 sisters are always better than 1

bathroom the perfect place for brother to walk in on sister

hints i think sis was trying to give me one

bribery lil sis will do anything to let me allow her to stay online a little longer

experience mom always teaches her sons first hand

opportunity lil sis said she'll do anything to borrow my car

changing one day sis will remember im still in the house

sleepovers once again.......fun for them, even more fun for older brother

fine art I'll take my sisters over picasso any day

luck I picked a great night to check on lil sister

g6yg Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Opportunity I'm sure sis wont mind if i take a quick feel

Sister's Shower The best time to get a peak without her knowing

Sleepovers Fun for them, even more fun for older brother

Schereka Hood Totally fabulous since 1980 - Happy BDay, Girl!

Fanny Packs The hardest part of wearing one is telling your parents you're gay.

Firearms Safety Rule # 3

Arial Gunners Sending Terrorists to meet Allah by the bushel

Plastic Surgery Get Some! Or we'll get you!

Lady Killer Helps to have a big dick

reality?

daddy's little angel "go to hawaii, in car buy shoes...pizza"

HOLD YOUR HORSES DRINK VALIO COW'S MILK

NICHOLAS/LILI/ALISSA COOLEST KIDS IN THE WORLD!!

ALISSA JOANNA EINER CUTE FROM DAY ONE!!!!

FIRST NIGHT UTAH 2010 Your clever phrase to drive the point home

HOUR 13 LIVE @ LIQUID JOES DECEMBER 31st 2009

MAN LEGS God damn it, Square...

Badassedness If it's not a word, it should be.

Oblivious Sometimes it's better that you don't know what's going on around you.

Words Some pictures require none.

Smile That isn't sunscreen.

Baggie of Powder What do YOU think it is?

Lame Even sober, some people can't look cool.

Laugh When you don't know what the fuck else to do.

Long Island Iced Tea When Vokda just won't cut it.

OSTA AITOA VALIO MAITOA.

REMINGTON 870 SERIOUSLY......FUCK OFF

shadow grope

thanksgiving A time to rember how much we owe the Pilgrimsfor all that painstakingly took from the Indians. Happy Holidays!

thanksgiving "I'm really grateful for the sligshot, Grandma."

Moooooo? What the Hell are all these cows doing on a turkey farm?

this is my final answer we have a winner!

oops... Did i break your concentration?

My Cookie!! WHO Fucking took it?!

ChestBurster Ain't it cute?

The Cookie It can see into your soul!

Death Star Every reason NOT to face the Empire

GAY NAZIS That hair with those boots? We all know Hitler was a total closet case, right? Am I right?

ROCKETS We're sending BIG d*cks into outerspace.

blondes It's not a mispelling. Arts and Crafts is the most high minded thing they can aspire to.

motorcycles Mankind's most clever way of bypassing forplay. It's all in the vibration

you know your life is sad when your idea of foreplay... is literally opening a box.

Gingers They'll steal your soul AND your favorite cookies.

Buttsecks? Yes please

DROP TOP NUFF SAID!!!

GARBAGE when you have to ride with other people because your ride sucks!!!

doctor j. Master of foreplay...His speciality is th e "clamp and tickle."

Pun intended 'Nuff said.

certainty

cold cereal sometimes it's inevitable...

OH SHIT Someone blew up Raiden

gladiators Your clever phrase to drive the point home

gladiators If at first you don't succeed...well, you're going to f#ckin' die. That's showbiz for ya...

EXHIBITIONISM THAT WORLD FAMOUS NAKED IN THE BATH PICTURE!

SIZE IT REALLY DOES MATTER!!!!

YODA His head looks like cabbage and it makes me sad.

blitz turtle One of many failed Nazi plans.

Beards Chicks dig them

2010 Obama, Prepare for the fucking you are about to receive!

world war a brilliant concept...when you have respawn.

Chef Ramsey Yeah...

HELL! Because you are all Pagans...

HELL! Becaue you're Pagans...

... Sometimes words fail to depict the awesome.

humility

sometimes god just wants us to barbeque

disneyland has claimed another life

disneyland the happiest place on earth...and the perfect venue for a suicide.

Winter Trees Their meaning escapes you.

in memory of that time we totally kicked ass

Wilma You'll be a woman soon

Photo Bombing One must realize the perfect opportunity

Thank You Thank you for:Loving & serving God, first and foremost;

IF LOOKS COULD REALY KILL then my profession would be staring

the geneva convention They know we signed it

BACON just got better

Thanksgiving "Oh God, thank-you for my life!" -Joe (aka Tom Hanks) in Joe vs the Volcano

king arthur What point is needed?

FABIAN HUMPS 3rd Floor

Everything is Changing Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously & the politicians as a joke. -Will Rogers

Education "Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Measure of a Man "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson

Black Holes "Black holes are where God divided by zero." -Steven Wright

Lunatics "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

George Teague: Like the Liberty Bell... Loud, always in public view, big at the bottom, and if you are on the back side, you WILL see the crack!

Hidebound While I desire to be comfortable inside my own hide, I also aspire never to be completely hide-bound. %u2014Charlie Coil

Best Years %u201CPerhaps my best years are gone %u2026 but I wouldn%u2019t want them back. Not with the fire in me now!%u201D --Samuel Beckett

undead midgets At arm's length, completely harmless...and they're just so fun to throw.

Exist? Live!! The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days... I shall use my time. -Jack London

bold journey Let us move on, and step out boldly, though it be into the night, and we can scarcely see the way. %u2014Charles B. Newcomb

travis the chimp Chimpin' aint easy.

Game Mother B*tches

YES WE DD 60 ans et toujours au taquet

GEEKDOM When your facebook photo album looks like this.

Guitar Hero Beating "Talk Dirty to Me" on medium proves you need to take the show on the road.

LIBERALS Their corrupt policies led to this unholy union

good advice Never take no for an answer

Do You Think Narcolepsy is funny?

remember Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean I'm not going to F#CKING KILL YOU

Sarah is not amused

Your Word Sarah Palin is not amused

Desperation A-wikki-wikki-FAIL

Women A dream away from reality or a reality away from a dream?

the first time

BROOPS He'll sell your sold vehicle and act confused

you've lost "I have the high ground!"

Monopolies Coming in December: Orchestra Hero

ambassador jar-jar WTF!?

Open Source

the Dream

Six Shooters

and the Lord did say NOM NOM NOM

and the Lord did say Your clever phrase to drive the point home

and the Lord did say

with old age

admin you have the team, field, ball and goalposts.

goodnight, sweet prince 2007-2009

Lelouch Vi Birttania Hes in your school, Geassing your Cripples

confidence Do you have it?

Ed Hardy Beer Think like a douchebag, drink like a douchebag

the basket Not as much fun without the balls, is it? Think about that...then go apologise to your dog.

game Blouses

INGENUITY Your clever phrase to drive the point home

IngenuitY When a man can pretend to be someone he's not to get something he didn't earn...labcoats are handy.

perseverance

Cowboy cute little kid

Supreme Slushies Come cool down with supreme slushies

Supreme Slushies Cool down with supreme slushies

healing touch

The Trees

TREES Your clever phrase to drive the point home

healing touch

bum of the neighborhood with the morals of a turd

DAMNATION We might go to Hell for wearing these costumes...

perspective

tradition

mercutio

Touching Tips You NEVER touch your tips...

Touching Tips You NEVER touch your tips together...

Black Aurora It will eat your punk kid

im fit trying to be

HISTORy

leveling

decorations

Rule 63 Jesus

Rule 63

politifakes

jedi ghosts

flabber

cheap holloween

hamlet's ghost

TYBALT

othello

HOLOGRAM HOOKERS

repost nazi knows everything ever posted. everything

Public Information Officer application hell we will take this guy

condom depot

NIRVANA This horse has reached it.

dream woman

Espa?ol ?Lo hablas, cabr?n?

Ranger Challenge We get real ranger tabs for this, right?

Ranger Challenge

HARD WORK Some have it, some don't

Gradesheets You owe me four of them

atheism in a nutshell

atheist rationale

force choke you're doing it right.

Grip's Van if you see it.... RUN

i met Jesus

alcoholism

The 5 points of Calvinism 1. depraved theology 2. Unconditional Damnation 3. Limited grace 4. Irrisistable Damnation 5). Perseverance of Damned

i don't get it Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Dia Internacional das Bibliotecas escolares.26.10.09. A BECRE DA ESMA EST? A RECRUTAR LEITORES SIMP?TICOS

An Believer I truly became one

a real gundam!? Your clever phrase to drive the point home

BASEBALL Your clever phrase to drive the point home

baseball Your clever phrase to drive the point home

baseball

THIS Your clever phrase to drive the point home

SPARTANS Your clever phrase to drive the point home

its right

atheism Were better than X-tians because we say so.

Think about... Your clever phrase to drive the point home

IMMORTALITY

This building... Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Wikipedia Who says it's not accurate?

"Building Transformer?" Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Building Transformer? Your clever phrase to drive the point home

logical suicide

Logical Suicide

nude beaches?

nude beaches

test test

Erectile Dysfunction I didn't let it get me down

mental voices Your clever phrase to drive the point home

mental voices

Your Word bambi

"Come" into my "Parlor," said the spider to the fly...

COME ...into my parlor said the spider to the fly

"'COME' Your clever phrase to drive the point home

"COME Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Man Up What doesn't kill you can only make you stronger

Sa paglaya ng ibon Reuben Guevarra 4H

Sa Paglaya ng ibon Kailan Tayo makakalaya?

Thee Third Floor Bren Dell Dance Party Dj Steve-O Lobby 9-???

Thee Third Floor Bren Dell Lobby Dance Party Dj Steve-O FROM 9-???

Thee Bren Dell Third Floor Dance Party In The Lobby Dj Steve-O NINE Till ???

Spider Babies Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Babies

Well, you have to notice she notices you trying not to notice her noticing and then make sure she doesn't see you noticing her noticing you trying not to notice her noticing and make it seem like you're not noticing I understand

Mchael Phelps Your clever phrase to drive the point home

NOONE Your clever phrase to drive the point home

THE PAST

HIPPIES

this sign Your clever phrase to drive the point home

misfortune

FPS_CAT Your clever phrase to drive the point home

FPS_KATT09 Your clever phrase to drive the point home

lolcat situation

CATNIP Your clever phrase to drive the point home

BALANCE Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Elaine Nimble and Agile, She Is.

Senior Class of 2010

oh crap... weegee got a smash ball!

Nintendo DS your doing it wrong

ganon you will DIE!!!

TATTOOS If you might be retarded. Dont get one.

1963 Chevy II

zombie apocalypse

He's Emo

THE FISH

Hey Kanye! I've got the best video, I just haven't made it yet.

Energy Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places.

His Power He's storing it

DARKNESS

EMBRACE the DARKNESS Your clever phrase to drive the point home

temptation Your clever phrase to drive the point home

HELL BUS Your clever phrase to drive the point home

FYI The eyes basically ensure that you're going to do it. So do it.

BalloonS

Needle!? Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Dolan Springs, Arizona

Reach Around When your dick is so small it cant reach the ass

Love From the first night to all Eternity

THE EDGE Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Scotty He'll Make You Scream

FPS CAT He never leaves a man behind. "Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrroooooooooyyyyyyyyyyy!"

InspiratioN

inspiration

IspiratioN

Inspiration Your clever phrase to drive the point home

inspiration

Poets' Round Table No. 138 "The Letter" by Pierre Bonnard

Poets' Round Table #138 Pierre Bonnard's "The Letter"

RULE 63 Your clever phrase to drive the point home

What!? Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Hey, Daddy!

CHEST HAIR

Looki.fr Croyez en nous ! Nous on crois en votre cr?dulit?, h?h

Facepalm When another's shame is too much for one to bear.

Alex Lashlie & His Big Beat 14th Oct Birmingam, 23rd Oct IDGAFF, 14th Nov Empress, 22nd Great Britain, 29th Wesley Anne

YOUR ASS

CREATIVITY

Aw, Hell Naw Bitch Ate My Twinkie, Shit's About To Pop Off.

chaotic good because explosives solve everything

Bad Day think you're having one?

EASTWICK

TRUE DARING

IGNORANCE

Knowledge is Power

Blockbuster Babies I didn't know a man could impregnate an ogre...Shrek will never be the same.

Captain Jack Sparrow Does not appreciate Barbosa's advances. "I haven't been at sea that long mate...I mean 'friend.' "

PIRATES Subconciously f#cking up our society. Good job!

Production Support Because you never know who works your issues behind the scenes

User Group Your EventID never really mattered anyway.

User Group Because a new EventID does not mean the world is ending.

Je fais l'amour ? ma bo?te sans vaseline

J'aime ma Boite et j'en redemande

Huh ? Maxime is in the place, you motherfuckers !

Cheerleaders I knew something was wrong with them...

Boredom Infectious Disease spreading to all countries. Find a Hobby people!!!

Llama You know you're jealous... of the llama.

Llama You know your jealous... of the llama

Llama you know your jealous... of the llama

ENVIOUS? Considering murder? You could push her into that lake... but she'd probably float.

ENVIOUS? Considering murder? You could push push her into that lake... but she'd probably float.

Love What happens when you mix alcohol and Gonzaga basket ball

Emptiness It's what's in my head

Government If You Think The Problems We Create Are Bad, Just wait until you see the solutions!

Me? I just hunrgy

WOMEN Now scarier than sharks...much scarier...they can walk on land

COUGARS Now scarier than sharks...much scarier...They can walk on land

This shark... If you are what you eat THEN this is a sexy woman. "Dude...go for it! Have I ever steered you wrong?"

IMAGE Because you're only as big as you make everyone think you are. Why do you think man invented Hummers?

Ninja A ninja is as a ninja does. DON'T HATE!!

Jealousy It's the name of that one lion that goes after posters better than mine. Feeding time will come soon...Jealousy. Soon...

New Orleans Saints 'Nuff said

New Orleans Saints Endorsed by master chief and optimus prime! They're the team of the f#cking future! 4-0, heathens!

emptiness It's hating the plot and despising the characters and...watching the show anyway. I'm so ashamed

emptiness It's hating the plot, despising the characters and...watching the show anyway...for reasons you're ashamed of.

What's the difference... between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket... "snatches watches."

Valor The only reason why Raven and Sver check their closets at night.

Earth, Wind, Fire and Chris Bringing you the funk for 40 years, biatch!

CONTENTMENT If you have it here...happiness can be found anywhere. God's speed

Earth, Wind, Fire and Chris Bringing you the funk for 40 years!

"Please, ladies... ...there's no need to be so polite." Hugh Hefner...a god among men

HAPPY Is anyone really? Well...I can't find of picture of Hugh Heffner with a frown.

Where will you bE when fiction becomes documentary. "Today...you might have given a nod to Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet St."

happiness It wares off with the collagen. "I'm melting! melting! And I THOUGHT Joan Rivers looked like a freak..."

happiness It wares of with the collagen... "I'm melting! Melting! And said Joan Riveres LOOKED like a freak..."

DYSLEXIA The Furor is going to be pissed! That's the last time we let the "special forces" sew a flag.

dyslexia The furor is going to pissed! That's the last time we let the "special forces" sew a flag.

dyslexia that's the last time we trust the "special forces" to sew a flag

Bullying It's easy once you've failed a few grades

School Uniforms Making teenage boys everywhere consider Catholicism... Can I get an "Amen?"

ReincarnatioN Happy birthday, Ghandi! You've probably had a shitload of them. 2/10/09

Math you divded by zero, didn't you

Math You divided by zero, didn't you

Optimisme La dette publique fran?aise est toujours gouvernable !

eBay Coz' buyin' shit IRL got dangerous

Waterbed Bitch misunderstood the concept

Poker Night Always a Good Time! Even during a Full Moon!

BALLS

Education That should teach you to mess with venomous snakes!

First Place If only the poker tournament had more than 18 people playing . . . . This might have actually been impressive!

Bravery Often confused with ignorance and bad perception!

Evolution Sometimes it's obvious where you sit on the food chain

Brewfest Yes...She's serves beer in World of Warcraft!

Risk Assessment Why would you even consider it?

Wenches Ninjas ain't got shit on Pirates!

Beautiful And waiting for the day that it will kill you!

WONDERWAFFLE "This ain't breakfast, motherf#cker! You're toast!" Frying Nazi zombies has never been MORE fun

Michelle Mee...xD

fail Office kicthen directive

Clancy Clancerson "And I'm Never Coming Back!!!"

WONDERWAFFLE "This ain't breakfast, motherf#cker! You're toast!" It fries zombies with a GIANT blast of pure electricity. Top that.

thoreau A true American idol...and he didn't have to appeal to three morons

IDOLS Ironically judeged by douchebags

Awesome There's no charge for awesomeness, or attractiveness.

reverse engineered We've figured out the secret of the enemy's technology. there isn't any!

OUR BOYS In their down time, some soldiers developed a new excercise to help them "go medieval on terrorist asses." Jousting!

Awesome "There's no charge for awesomeness." - John Rodriguez

HARBIND CHAMP ALWAYS 100 %.............

Poseidon Poseidon's pacific surfboards

Aggy's Dog Has been trained very well. Hell! He has less "accidents" than his owner, the drunk!

Don't Stop Believing Make a Wish

CUBBYBEAR Found him! He's been busy with his new job...what with the move from Hawaii and all.

LOGICDUDE how the f#ck do you argue with that!?

MUSLIM SWIMWEAR 99.9% less sinful...but your wife is four times more likely drown. Thank Allah you have seven spares! Favorable odds...

72 Virgins Things are never as good as advertised. Remember that...

Our boys Everyone needs a little downtime. Think of of them as modern day knights...on bicycles

Idols There was a time when they actually had to do something. Today... Paris Hilton is one. Enough said.

No matter how epic the figure they'll always cast a pretty-boy actor in the movie. Sorry, Achilles.

GOD The origional Motifaker

You're awesome, missy! By golly, let no one tell you different.

and God said unto man "Leggo my Eggo, bitch!"

Captain Pat Brown I'm sorry, I can't here you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Jennifer N. Spencer in an anime Dear Lord, this is almost as bad as Twilight.

last rights That's enough, napolean. We can't keep Jimmy Dean waitin'.

X-Ray vision I'm too strong for my own damn good

quoth the raven Nevermore!

Sitter for hire I don't get, man. I quit asking for crack...

STANDARDS If her father could see her now...

CASTRATION "Now the shoe's on the hoof, bitch!"

Living in a Cave After the EPA, OSHA, PETA, Green Peace and the rest of the Liberals finish with screwing with your life

Living in a Cave After PETA, OSHA, EPA and the rest of the Liberasls get done with you.

BSBA we mean business

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER Flawless Victory.

REBELLION Shouldn't his kid be wearing cardigans?

the "ORAL" tradition Passed down through the ages...and for good reason.

The "ORAL" Tradition Passed down the ages...and for good reason.

VIAGRA "Nothing up my sleeves..."

EVIL Wants a committed relationship

EVIL Wants a commited relationship

Evil Commitment is.

Aspirations Nice ball control, kid.

Epic facepalm You know what you did.

Zurechtmachen Sicherheit Sie taten es falsch...

Setzen Sie Sicherheit zusammen Sie tun es falsch...

Make-up Safety You did it wrong...

son i am disappoint

mayonnaise You just had to be there

Maynonnaise You just had to be there

Swagger Not everyone can have it.

TERRORISM: noun: the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, esp. for political purposes.

Evan Loftis? Damn...

Cheap Whiskey Edwards.....

MIKE TYSON he really WILL eat your kids

Theology Student When You Miss The "Thou Shalt Not Steal" Lecture

MCBITCHSLAP SHOWING EVERY ONE WHY THEY CALL HIM THE BIG MAC

BE AFRAID THE RAPISTS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO FLY

CHEERLEADING COMPETITIONS JUST LIKE GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO TIP AND THERE'S NO POLE

NOWS YOUR CHANCE!!! STILL HER VODKA BEFORE SHE COMES TO

GO AHEAD, SHIT BRICKS THIS BITCH HAS NO ARMS

white girls always down to put dirty balls in their mouths

HUGE BALLS THEY MAKE HER HAPPY

sand booty admit it, you'd risk it

DEEPTHROAT so THATS where it goes

DAAAAAMN THAT WAS THE LAST STRAWBERRY YORGURT

ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE THESE GUYS ARE READY.... ARE YOU...???

Anime resistance is futile

Marle just divided by zero

ZOMGWTF?!?!?! I got sold to Disney?!?!?!

David beckham Aint got shit

down syndrom

You're really trying to be this gay

READ ASK ME ABOUT MY FAVORITE BOOK!

He did the disco and he jizzed in his pants

Casablanca F**k Citizen Kane!

eddie goodrich It ain't my fucking responsibility

KOOPS Mixing Coors Light with an Electrical Job isn't always a good idea.

Paradise find a happy place, because god knows you dont live in one

asdf asdfhfhgfjjj

WILD STALLYNS Be excellent to each other. And, above all, PARTY ON DUDES!!

Winning The achievements of an organization are the results of the combined effort of each individual

Pretty In Pink These girls are my life.

Curiosity Some places remain unknown because no one has ventured forth. Others remain so because no one has ever come back.

El Funeral de Fanny Mikey 2007 Plaza de Bol?var Bogot? Colombia

Samefag

Efface The only efficient way to get rid of evidence

Casablanca Fuck Citizen Cane

Big & Black You should get that checked out

crabs better in yo mouth then in your pants

HISTORY "History is a set of agreed upon lies." -Napoleon

Throwin' gang signs Gang signs, I throw them.

Do you Blame the Man I would scream to if i found out it wasn't a horton

Ownership

USS Loliprise Boldly going where no loli has gone before.

CARLA BRUNI SARKOZY Any fool can have a trophy wife.It takes a real man to have a trophy marriage. (Diane Sollee)

Battalion Rookie of the month, bitches.

NEVERWAKE

UNIQUE Just Being Different Doesn't Make You Special

Jason Stackhouse Sexabilities, Good Looks, Athletic Ability, Brains . Well 3 out of 4 ain't bad

Your Word ao drive the point home

Golden Era II cOMING SOON iN KALYANIAMMA.COM

Go Time is go time is go time is go time.

zxcvxcv xcvxzcvzxcvxcv

Green Lawn Clean House Let your home florish today

green clen

E-Thug save yourself and back down now!

Persistence Holding Your Ground When Life Tries To Pull You Back

CMA, MBA ...for serious???

a bowl of dicks eat them

bowl of dicks eat them

Self-Esteem Just Because You Think You're A Star Doesn't Mean You're Going Anywhere.

Determination Having the strength of will to finish the task at hand

D'iego and D'ario More than just my nephews, these two are my world!

CornereD who you gonna call?

Scare tacticS They're easier than reading.

SG REGS can be summ'ed up in one post

MS Apple An imitation so good, our developers can't tell the difference!

BOW TO THE POWER

Wise Old Owl look at the pictures and think about the story to help you figure out a tricky word.

MOM JEANS NO MATTER HOW COOL YOU ARE, YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM LOOK GOOD.

REPUBLICARE WHAT WE DID FOR NEW ORLEANS, WE'LL DO FOR THE REST OF THE COUNTRY!

BUSHCARE WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU THE SAME WAY WE TOOK CARE OF THEM!

Hiphoprisy The Greatest Luxury. Wait, what?

Pavi Largo He'll wear your face and you'll love it.

NOT THIS $#!@ again

NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Our Special Secret Don't tell anyone.

Special Secret Don't tell anyone.

Uncle D and Parker When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, look beside you and I will be there.

Forever Missed... Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Family Line When you see it you'll shit bricks.

Demon Hand Does Nero have to slap a bitch!?!

Betrayal Shooting your Cdr after he tells you a job well done

Vkx you're blackness never ceases to amuse me

Guilty He either lied the first time or he lied the second time

Failure 1 out of 2 isn't bad

aguia ferida aguia

Snorkel It could save your life

Epic Moderator seriously, what the hell?

powerglomp love hurts

Screenshot Or it didn't happen

Tcp Burn A Rare Occasion, but when seen is Amazing

Kinky AI is a freaking racist

WHEWW... DAMING PEOPLE!!! Jerusalem, Israel 2009

unattended children dear lord help us all

barney the dinosaur real villains wear purple

tcbalby Tamb?m te adoro priminha. beijos. TE AMOOOO

AfiQ www.shafieqshazwan.ning.com

Full Metal Jacket I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Awesomeness %u201CMeans Never Having to Say You're Sorry For Being A Dumb-Ass%u201D

Insecurity embarrassed by your fish, hold it closer to the camera to make it look bigger!

oooo jjkjkj

Penguin Calvary #2 More proof Penguins rule

It's 4:20 One question...where is the bong?

lolcats destruction is imminent

Incest Who wouldn't?

Perspective As long as we start at first base

hannah montana fans all of your base are belong to us

if children are our future... we're all screwed, aren't we?

My Prince Charming turned out to be a dork in alumium foil

CELEBREMOS POR TODO LO ALTO!! 20 aniversario - clase 1989 ponce high - club de leones de ponce 15/agosto/2009

It's Party Time!! 25 Agosto 2009 - Club de Leones de Ponce

CELEBREMOS Baile 20 Aniversario Clase 1989 Ponce High - 15 Agosto 2009

Good Morning Class Today, we shall discuss the true art of Catholicism

Understanding Take a walk in someone else's shoes, or at least wear their silly hat.

stupidity when all else fails, kill it with fire

if at first you don't succeed... all of your base are belong to us

wherez mah master sord? i needs to vanquish evils

gameboy fail om nom nom

corm i like it

former president bush om nom nom

chowder he'll eat you alive

welcome please sign in

death note please sign in

mudkipz he doesn't liek 'em

sora x kairi fail.

uh shoop da whoop

come to the darkside we have cookies

Beer Goggles In Full Effect

pac-man the game you get points for nomming

hover kat he's coming for ur soul

when cats go chuck norris is when you run away

death it can kill you

screw pk! imma firin mah lazah!

catpocalypse so this is how it ends...

karate kats resistance is futile

Honesty Won't get you anywhere.

noob the anime fetishists are laughing at you

yu-gi-oh seriously, it's just a freakin' card game

duck hunt dog he can smell your failure

toad servant, peon, human sacrifice

fail need i say more?

you fail come get your toaster, loser

Cosplaying reality sucks, doesn't it?

When life gives you lemons, All your base are belong to us.

FINLAND Strange but true.

rump steak Do not taunt happy fun bull

JOHN WAYNE THE ONLY MAN CHUCK NORRIS CALLS "DAD"

Ryan Hakes My Clever Phrase

Anonymous You don't want none of this shit!

drummer It's like being in a band... but no one can remember your name.

Rosco P Coltrane There are easier ways to get away from him

Mah Rapin' Eyes Let me show you them...

Google So smart, that it know's who I am.

olhos de aguia

olhos de aguia N?o digas nada! Nem mesmo a verdade H? tanta suavidade em nada se dizer E tudo se entender - Tudo metade De sentir e de

BIG CANNONS They Sure Make Beth A Happy Girl!

HIS HAT It look like peanut butter

SMILE

Michael Jackson? But he was my best friend!!

This Cat is gonna jack SOMEBODY up....

Ashley When Joe trades in a fake redhead for a real one...

NAIM He's wearing glasses.

TURNING THE TV ON You?re doing it...right.

Davin A.K.A Sexy Daddy!

That's What's up Yes Lucas, that's what's up.

Mission Impossible Is Now Possible

SUPERSTAR "You either have it or you don't"

BLARARARAG BLARARARAG

NiggerS They look dangerous

Bissman Building Not all employees leave at the end of their shift.

Wanted call me !

wanted call me!

MOUSTACHES YOU JUST WISH YOU WERE THIS COOL

Spanman

LiteMiner3 A Data Mining Application

Alcohol Abuse ...It leads to crack.

KEIICHI! not again......

Sarcasm Fail Just go ride a horse.

Vote Four_Walls for National Security: Stops France in her Tracks!

FIERCE!!!

VOTE TENEBRAE Come to the Dark Side! Or Suffer my Wrath!

Tenebrae Training Kittens to Kills Squirrels Since '83

Tenebrae I can haz Vote, Pleez?

Tenebrae I can haz vote? Pleezes

Tenebrae Pardon Me! Can you spare a Vote!

MOULTRESS

MOULTRESS Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Combo Unbreaker When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Manitee 69 Believe in the impossible

GERMANY I do Nazi it on this map.

The crow

Brandon Kelley Hometown: Valencia, CA - Age: 17 - School: Golden Valley High School

Creativity I am going to be late because the casket truck is blocking the driveway

sadness when you discover that the guy you just sniped was your squad mate

beast when you need hlep trust this semi-aquatic mammal

creepy the reason many adults still use dipers at night

Zur?ck in die Zukunft Neuer?ffnung am 8. August

FAIL

Sasquatch Spotted And I played beer pong with him.

Rent Pay up, ya queer bait fairy

Supervision So easy a caveman can do it.

Millhouse He can be a meme now

Friendship True friends don't let go...

Bugs In the Business of Finding Them

PIMPING It turns out that it IS easy

ADORKABLE TO BE SURE

FLIPPY FLOPPIES The most logical footwear for when you are on a seafaring vessel

STUDENT/TEACHER MENTORSHIP You doing it wrong, but somehow also right

Rorschah test I see naked women

FLIPPY FLOPPIES The only logical footwaer when on a seafaring vessel

Star Trek Cast Look at these GQ Mother Fuckers

Aural Sensitivity You're quite proficient at it actually

Aural Sensitivity You are proficient at it actually

HA You should see the other guy.

FUCKED twice in the ass, but damn thats funny

decisions grabbing that officer's taser was not your best one

jew fro you know you want one

DRUNK OR LAZY EYE? You decide.

Willis What'chu talkin bout?

YOU GOT BISCUTS You reckon you could make me sum biscuts

FUCK That's Porn

Wednesday Not just a day of the week anymore...

Elliptique je suis parfois - mea culpa

CIRCUS COMMENCEMENTICUS Coming in 2010 to a civic center near you.

CIRCUS COMMENCEMENTICUS Coming in 2010 at a civic center near you.

SCRUB THE MISSION At Wallops...I am the belly button

Feeeeeeeelings! whoa, whoa, whoa

The Catcher You can tell by the pink belt

Symmetry God's Gift To Everyone But This Guy

Makin' Copies... ...Of Child Pornography Tapes with Your 8-yr Old Daughter

Awesomeness... Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry For Being A Dumb-Ass

space wolves helping furries paly 40k

Subtlety The most direct responses aren't necessarily the best

Rape No means Yes... Bitch

Winning The Lottery To the victor, go the spoils...

Number Two Is not allowed, but peeing on the subway driver is

Abortion... Now Legal in the 4th aand even 5th Trimester

Protesting The Bill of Rights make it legal to berate your spouse on National Television

Rules They Were Made To Be Broken...

Abstinence If You Only Knew Then, What You Know Now

Double Fail How'd you do worse than Pender?

Condoms Now Available With Free Insurance Policy

Cheerleaders Cheaper Than Strippers And Hookers

Executive Branch Less Is More...

Kingswood-Style Crime Fighting This is all those ghetto rats understand.

All aboard The FAILWAY EXPRESS

CAMISETAS "Tirso de Molina" ?Te vas a quedar sin ellas?

Kingswood Shoals Putting fun back into gang warfare...

Trogdor Thundercles He might do perverse things with a stuffed Pikachu, but we still think he's pretty cool...

Friends They are good to have...

Julie Dahlen Senior Class President

Condoms You didn't REALLY think the dog would have one, did you?

Danii & Tiffany Keep Dreaming Joe... It ain't gonna happen...

Pikachu Alex is in Love

Espa?ol, cabr?n ?Lo hablas?

Jenifer (I had total sex with her)

victory Veni, vidi, vici

2 guys 1 train

I have a folder named CON. I bet you can't fucking do that. Just try. YOU WON"T! NO BALLS!

glam IT AINT FOR EVERYBODY

Epic Fail There were only 19 people in class...

Wanna Be Club Guy I Can't Wait To Get To The Club And Dick Dance Some Fat Chicks

Georgia Where you don't even want to piss off the 10-year olds...

Danii She's all growed up & we're dun proud.. :)

Danii Sh'es all growed up & we're dun proud.. :)

meu amor

Drunk When you think its okay to open a beer bottle with your ballsack

Drunk When it seems like a good idea to open a beer bottle with your ballsack

ELECTRIC DUCK Live Band 9:00 pm 9th May Grotton

OVER-COMPENSATION A tricked-out Harley with fringes won't make up for a small penis.

cheese an apsolute good

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ELECTRIC DUCK May 9th Grotton

Protected By the red hood Mess with this person, and I'll kill you. It's as simple as that.

ELECTRIC DUCK May 9th Grotton

Happy Birthday Chelsea Your clever phrase to drive the point home

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Intergalactic Dating Service Taking you where no earthling has gone before--Date at your own risk

BECAUSE NINJAS DO IT BETTER

HYPOCRISY For those who give, but simply can't take it, delete at will.

KARMA Your past comes back to haunt you, right when your delete key goes bust.

KARMA When your past comes back to haunt you, and your delete key goes bust!

In Shape you used to be

Assistant Hired to do what you don't want to

assistant they do the stuff you don't want to

KARMA

Shamrocks not the same as clovers

Friends a love built on kibble and belly rubs

Dog Walker Get a real job.

Raiders Fan The male equivalent of the crazy cat lady

Vagina Gain your attention

THESE TWO HANDS They're What I Touch Your Daughter With

Hey! Know What? I Spit in Your Mouth While You Sleep!

The Mayor's Cock It's This Big... I Should Know!

MORMONS Fuck You! I'm Wearing Magic Underwear!

THIS GROUP Sucks, and I'm leaving.

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ADVERTISING Small to Medium Advertising for Kenyan Enterprises

ADVERTISING for Small to Medium Kenyan Enterrises

Casse toi pov' con !

BESTER it is best with some boost, you idiot..

Hey Kid Can't you read?

IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - May 15, 2009 IXWA Californian Heavyweight champion WILL be crowned!

Awesomeness

My World My Adventure Jelajahi Dunia Tanpa Akhir

Rainy Days Sometimes nature just fucks you

The 2nd Amendment Protector of all things sacred

DMV Designed and staffed by Satan.

Dreadlocks Not a good idea for white people.

Camouflage In the woods you're invisible; in the city you're a douche

The Auryn Amulet Because only Auryns can save the Princess

jesus said I am the Light of the World . Whoever follows Me will never walk in darkness , but will have the light of life .

THE PALAZZO CLASSIC. ABOVE IT ALL

Cute Young Girls Have sweet wet juices

ya think? no really, those eyes didn't give it away.

France's rape face desperate times call for desperate measures

nbmj Your clever phrase to drive the point home

Invincibility Cannot be achieved by freezing yourself.

awareness when taking a photo with your loved one, don't forget to move your anal lube

FAN OF THE WEEK! Attie is our Fan Of The Week! She has recruited a ton of people for our friends list and is spreading the word! U Rock!

Life It's harsh and uncompromising. Return the favor

Life It's cruel and harsh - return the favor

Non C'est pas moi qui ait dit ?a, c'est pas vrai !

Paramount april 22,2009 Family night at 6;00 pm at 2760 adams ave

Capoeira Guerreira Ao Guerreiro Imortal, Rever?ncia

Micheal Vick As A Dog

Babied Coz puppies arent cute enough

fghfgh start planning your life today

I'm a frog You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin' special

Feelings THAT BITCH IS WAY TOO TOUCHY

K9 COOLANT COOLS YOUR CAR

Dare to Dream %u201CTo dream anything that you want to dream. That's the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do. That

Burn Victims Because Eating Out Has Never Been So Tasty

Cowthulhu udder madness

World Aquatic Veterinary Medical Association The ONE You Will Want to Belong To!

Nihilismus Bachs Musik ist das einzige, was mich davon abh?lt, zum vollkommenen Nihilisten zu werden.

A9 When you're just too good looking for A3 or A5.

Music Is My Life After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.

Likeork BEAVERS!

SEAN MYLES LADY KILLER

SEAN "I AM A BIG DEAL"

IAN Need I say more?

Sharing It's through sharing that we learn and grow.

Tuca You're my life

Stupidity Makes everything taste like chicken

Stupidity Comes in an assortment of flavors

High jump get over it

Perfection it doesn't come along often

STUDYING when youre tired of sucking cock

YRC Yea, you are screwed

I can't look Dude, she's throwing up back there, isn't she?

SNAKEWATER HARD ROCKIN' BLUES

Beatriz "Amor da minha vida, daqui at? a eternidade"

Eu Acredito! Libertadores 2009 - GR?MIO Tri-Campe

Lady Killer I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

sdf sf

Minitest

MindFuck

Mindfuck When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

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Investments In todays market, its best to invest in commodities...like ak-47's.

notch productions WE HAVE NO IDEA

JAZZ HANDS Dork is the new cool.

DOCTORS They think they're above us all...

BABIES Cos puppies aren't cute enough.

FRIENDSHIP When only the best is good enough.

PUSSY When the penis is no longer good enough..

MOJITOS Because drunk is fun

Cause It Doesn't Make a Difference if we make it or not

She Says We've got to hold on, to what we've got

wyseman jenkins the desperado of rhymes

Tetris Putting the pieces where they go is not always as simple as it looks

Pscho Girlfriend That Perfect Girl That Thing You Did (that really wasn't a big deal....to you)

Optimism Annoying Assholes away from you by seeing the world through rainbow-colored glasses works every time

The Game ...and so did you.

Drinking Games Sometimes winning the game means losing at life

Ambition When a Woman has It, It's Like A Dog Wearing Clothes.

Musical Midgets Why arent they extinct Yet?

Bella Swan The long lost sister of Ebony Dark%u2019ness Dementia Raven Way

Zutara With moments like these who gives a fuck about cannon?

Smile ryan Because your exroomates dog wante to say Hi :)

Spiked Hair And Polos Only Compliment The Underlying Gayness

PYRO If you Dont... He Will

Condoms Could Have Prevented This

bowling when you see it, you'll shit bricks

Family Memories Who Says The Flying Cat Isn't Part Of The Family?

Modern Technology Putting Us All Out Of Work

If This Is True Then You're More Pathetic Than You Thought

Stupidity Buses Need Oil Too

Attention We've Been Doing It Wrong

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

Bath Time Is Always Code For "Rape Time" No Matter What Species You Are

Santa Claus Even He Needs A Break Sometimes.... But I Didn't Know He Was A Mexican

Mullets Always Make You Uglier

Clothes For Cats A Waste Of Time Since You'll Just Be Taking Them Off Again Later